Hmm, about me... Witty, charming, intelligent, great sense of humour, social animal, garrulous and gregarious, the life and soul of any decent funeral I'm just an all round pleasure to know!
But then, I could just be an accomplished pathological liar!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nik
Birthday: Ten in the morning, Friday December fourteenth 1973. A momentous occasion in my history.
Birthplace: Barking Maternity Hospital, Upney Lane, Barking, Essex.
Current Location: My office, Tel Aviv, Israel.
Eye Color: Hazel, but rapidly turning pond green!
Hair Color: Brown.
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Kind of ambidextrous, mostly right due to draconic English schooling.
Your Heritage: Hmm. English by birth, Polish and Irish by family, Jewish by the grace of god!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Crocs for early morning walking, then Hi-Tec Magnums for motorcylce riding.
Your Weakness: The Girl.
Your Fears: No longer being tempted.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chopped tomato, mushrooms, tuna, jalapenos, extra cheese!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start my new job and be a damn site happier than I am in the old one!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: No Probably "cool", generic response to anything I have no specific response to!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Looks right - smiles. :)
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, they are conveniently placed so that I don't have to see myself.
Your Bedtime: Earlier of late, but only on school days.
Your Most Missed Memory: The people who know me know.
Pepsi or Coke: Water.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Felafel.
Single or Group Dates: Single, but the occaisonal group night out.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fruit juice.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea, preferably darjeeling, with lemon and honey on the side.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: Too fucking much.
Do you Sing: When I am riding my bike with my iPod and no one can hear me!
Do you Shower Daily: At least once.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, and am now!.
Do you want to go to College: Already been, was great, enjoyed it, but not again thanks!
Do you want to get Married: It's a possibility...
Do you belive in yourself: No, but I hear that other people do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not so far!
Do you think you are Attractive: God no.
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I try to stay healthy and not too fat!
Do you get along with your Parents: Not had much contact with them since they died. (Go back to missed memories on this one...)
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep. Preferably from inside, if possible in a tent, heavy rain is cool from inside a tent.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the fool!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just a wee bit.
In the past month have you Smoked: The Girl persuaded me to try nargila, wasn't terribly impressed!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, a few!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, but not for shopping purposes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I don't think I've ever eaten a single Oreo.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, seems kind of a waste of time and effort, tastes nice but no substance.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, not skinny enough!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope, not even from work.
Ever been Drunk: Oh good lord yes, riotously, rip-roaringly, outrageously drunk!
Ever been called a Tease: Hmm... Now that would be telling. But if you ask again nicely I might just let you know...
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, god bless the British National Party for teaching me what a threat I was to national security when I was twelve. Good work fellahs!
Ever Shoplifted: As a kid once. Got caught. :( Grassed on actually.
How do you want to Die: Quickly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A small lemur living a life of bliss in a tree top.
What country would you most like to Visit: Atlantis.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, startlingly blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Light brown, maybe blondish in teh sun.
Short or Long Hair: Long, preferably with a natural wave.
Height: The right height to kiss me when she stands on a step.
Weight: I like slim, and preferably athletic.
Best Clothing Style: Erm, lazy image-free post-nihilist existential chic.
Number of Drugs I have taken: All of them pretty much, but not for ages.
Number of CDs I own: Couldn't say.
Number of Piercings: Eight.
Number of Tattoos: Three big ones.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Coming down from the trees. Frankly I'm still not convinced leaving the ocean was a good idea.
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