Kayla Fucking McConnell

I'll fart on ya face!

About Me

I take the city bus everywhere I go, from school to work, headphones strapped on and change loose in my pocket, misplacing belongings from destination to destination. I act as if I'm some untouchable being that knows all and has experianced everything when I havn't even had a taste of reality. I lose myself in the pages and imagine a world where answers are out in the open and questions don't exist. My mouth moves and all they hear is what they want to hear, because that is what I tell them. I scan through theories relating to physics looking for answers to questions unknown to myself. I don't know where I'm going, only of where I have been.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Plato

Heroes:

..

Me

Orientation: Not gay
Body Type: Short and fat
Ethnicity: Mic
Drink: liquor
AIM AbortionSkab315

My Blog

F.Y.I.

I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world....
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:28:00 PST

I wanna be a shot heard round the world, fucking unstoppable

Growing up sucks. It truly does. I've waited my whole life to go to college and now that it's here, I wish I could just go back to when I was in 9th grade when everything was a joke. ...
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:05:00 PST

Kool-aid on the rocks.

1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship?cheat-ing 2. When was the last time you shaved?depends what we're talkin about here. legs-last night 3. What were you doing this mornin...
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:46:00 PST

Shows

Ok, so heres what i got: Shows, im trying to get one here in syracuse soon, i called Wescott today but they were closed and i have to call again tomarrow to make a date. I wanted to do one in Fe...
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:48:00 PST

Drinking fun with snowmen

Thats my plan...tonight after work I wanna get drunk and make snowmen.
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:31:00 PST

PIRATE LOVE!

Ok yeah, thats a good song, but anyways....this week= best week ever thankx to one person. BUT im not going to name names, if youre one of my closer friends you know exactly what im talking abou...
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:14:00 PST

Sexist Appeal

Saturated with sex stereotypes gender roles reinforce inferiorityExploiting anatomy, exploiting sexuality, preying on insecuritiesForce fed proper mannerisms, treated different from the date of birthR...
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 10:05:00 PST

Halloween and Albany

Ok, so here it is...Halloween... Last saturday i went to Chuck Mondays and Mac Cushings halloween party and it kicked ass...well the stuff i remember did, those boys know how to throw parties...Plus i...
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 07:39:00 PST

History repeats itself

its true you know. My dad used to beat the shit out of my mom, and now my brother beats the shit out of me. If you study the past you learn what will be of the future. My brother did ...
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 01:20:00 PST

Frankie says RELAX

Well me and my boyfriend had problems and broke up for like 2 days...but we got back together and now he is like a whole different person, and i really like it, haha. In the past two weeks he ha...
Posted by Kayla Fucking McConnell on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST