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Warning: Sarcastic asshole in the premises.

About Me

My name is Ernesto, I was born in the US but raised in Matamoros Tamaulipas, Mexico...so yeah...hablo Español. Im a graphic designer and self proclaimed Art Director....yeah thats my dream job. I like working with Photoshop and Illustrator a lot....I also like Photography :D. I love old muscle cars, specially vettes...I am a down-to-earth realistic and flat out honest type guy that spends too much time thinking and over analyzing things...lol...I might end up going crazy when I get older.....nah not really .I adapt to people easily...and usually get along very well unless you are an asshole, then you can go fuck yourself. Im a weird mix of tech-carhead-dork-witty-sarcastic-douchebag-bastard...lol d-(^o^)
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off
Shit happpens for a reason, when you dont know why that happend for... its gona smack u right on the face...and you will go...DOH!
Wedding Crashers quote that describes how I think lol Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!
Jeremy Grey: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

My Interests

Cars...Big Engines...Performance Parts / Girls / Music / Graphic Design / Art / Photography / Video Games / Anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion, FLCL, Akira, Elfen Leid, Gundam, DB-DB GT, Ergo Proxy, KARAS and many others...currently watchin Naruto, Bleach, and DeathNote ^_^

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Biel, Natalie Portman, Adriana Lima (Victoria's Secret model... omg she is so beautiful), a good lookin redhead (i like redheads...i duno why...i just do) ....,people who have the same types of interests as I do....and who ever wants to talk to me that is not considered insane by medical standards.....lol.....but i would rather meet Jessica Biel or any of the girls i listed instead.....*drool*...View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

I Listen to Everything but Country... but mostly listen to ROCK... any type, from Old Classic to New Stuff...I listen to Metallica/ Led Zeppelin / Black Sabbath / The DOORS!!! / The Beatles / Aerosmith / Guns n' Roses / Lynyrd Skynyrd / Boston / NIRVANA!!! / Queens of the Stoneage / GORILLAZ / Sepultura / Hoobastank / KoRn / Limp Bizkit / Marylin Manson / A Perfect Circle / TOOL / Velvet Revolver / STP / Molotov / The Killers / 311 / MODEST MOUSE!!! / Deftones / Linkin Park / Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Audioslave / Enanitos Verdes / Mana / Caifanes / EL GRAN SILENCIO / Franz Ferdinand / System of a Down / The Strokes / Bloc Party / The Mars Volta / Death From Above 1979 / Billy Talent / Richard Cheese / Muse /

Movies:

Man on Fire Fukn Rocks!!! / The Gladiator / Dodgeball...Fukn Chuck Norris!!! / Kill Bill 1 and 2 / Matrix....part one / HERO / X-Men / Spider Man 1 and 2 / Lord of the Rings / AKIRA / Dumb and Dumber / Collateral / NAPOLEON DYNAMITE / Dawn of the Dead / 28 Days Later / Shawn of the Dead / Volcano High...i loved the damn water effects / Shaolin Soccer / My Sassy Girl....sounds gay, but actually a very funny korean movie / Count of Monte Cristo..read the book before watching! / Blade / The Patriot / SIN CITY...favorite movie til now

Television:

General bullshit which includes Adult Swim, anime and other crap that is generally intended to the mentally challenged crowd...not exactly on my TV but on Youtube and torrentz :D

Books:

mystery, adventure and pron!...wtf pron? I've been readin the WoW books recently.

Heroes:

any one who doesnt put up with others crap and does something about it

My Blog

Last night Bday

holy shit....i got soooo fuckd up...started with a bottle of Jack at Carlos house before we headed out to Tutis. When we got there, my goood sis got me some vodka drinks dont remember exactly wtf it w...
Posted by =ERS= on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:42:00 PST

<----that dumb picture

ya was bored with my webcam....soooo....i popd tha collar, put my shades up, and started shootin lol...god im a dork
Posted by =ERS= on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:59:00 PST

guess not

my pc didnt get fixd for some odd reason...i got this trojan that repairs itself and its a pain in the ass to get rid of. Right when i think its gone, it comes back...ive tried several things, apps, a...
Posted by =ERS= on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST

fixin the comp

....aahh yes, i love being able to f ix my pc some minutes after i download a bad file that intalls shit on my comp....my geekness just saved me big buck haha
Posted by =ERS= on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST

My eyes feel like theyr gona shribble into dust...

Work....work....work....I love it when u r asked to stay 2 hours after work to catch up with....oh....wut do u know!......mooore woooork....and then be like....well yeah.....we might need u to come sa...
Posted by =ERS= on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:56:00 PST

RUN! TEH HURRICANE!

The hurricane is coming!....blah.....fukn shit is probly gona bring down the electricity and leave me with no aircon.....or computer.......or WoW.....o well. Fuk u EMILY!!!!! hopefully it wont get flo...
Posted by =ERS= on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"pretending" to be an idiot

Well, I think its so fukn funny when ppl misjudge u and take u as a dimwited dumbass that doesnt know wut the fuk is doin.....in other words.....a generic young adult from these days....only to put th...
Posted by =ERS= on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Im growing stupid

that or im showing signs of dyslexia hehe....but anyways, my boss got after me foe making a mistake on some businesscards and other stuff i did.....isnt it the secretary's job to proof read the  ...
Posted by =ERS= on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First Day at the JOB, my borin lunch at Boca Chica's Burger King...I hear a starbucks openinin!

i dont know wut was more boring....workin on some damn booklet and business cards or eatin lunch all alone at Burger King staring out a window hopin some one crashes or at least for a dog to get rund ...
Posted by =ERS= on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...ah...last day at work and in to a new one... :^)

...me so happy!!!
Posted by =ERS= on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST