FRANKENSTONER WEBZINE

Music:

Member Since: 19/07/2008
Band Website: http://www.geocities.com/frankenstonerwebzine
Band Members: Send $15 Cash. You'll get a well thought out, "take our time" review. + You'll get 1 song on the Frankenstoner Webzine player for life. We will save all the .mp3 contributions on our end, so if our soundclick player ever gets deleted, we will always have your song saved for a future .zip file download from FW. thanks.
Frankenstoner is busy with his bands, and many other things, and does not have very much time to write, therefore he is going to have to make time. Frankenstoner is willing to do a very simple 5-10 minute improv review of your band.
CURRENT STAFF WRITERS (2008 CONTRACT)....
FRANKENSTONER (SOMEWHERE IN THE EARTH) - THE INVENTOR & KING OF GUTTER-CORE! will review just about anything. Now as far as hip hop is concerned, I only like very minimal rap / hip hop mostly white aryan, or hilarious as fuck hip hop like homeless bob, young stroke aka young muscle, dwank mob, the kottonmouth kings, saint dog, ICP, twizted, and clarence bignuts
M.A.K. (earth %@%@$5) - Russian gutter-core style, reviews anything underground, folk, goth, free jazz, experimental, electronic, techno, acoustic. also enjoys reviewing videos.
JOHN MEAT (earth T$6%!%E) - likes hardcore, underground, punk rock, metal, experimental, psychedelic noise rock, (flaming lips, sonic youth), skate punk, hardcore skate punk, and anything affiliated with the HOWARD STERN SHOW.
FOUL PHIL (Texas) - loves metal, old school death metal, gore grind, grindcore, punk/metal, real sick & twisted old school shit, rock, & blues
Gary alderman Roscoe Shumway and the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe (2006) (Murder Capital) - likes anything insane! electro keyboard synth whacked out ghetto esque PURE GUTTER-CORE SHIT! (currently missing)
we review vinyl, CD's, cassette tapes, videos (dvd, vhs, internet), cdrs, free mp3 .zip D/LS on the internet looking to submit to SKD=. get in touch.
NOTE: THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP ARE THE INVENTORS & KINGS OF GUTTER-CORE!
BANNER LINK TO FW!

Influences: About Frankenstoner Webzine
http://www.geocities.com/frankenstonerwebzine
http://www.geocities.com/schlongkongrecords
http://www.geocities.com/frankenstonerwebzine
http://www.geocities.com/schlongkongrecords
http://www.geocities.com/steviehayez
http://www.geocities.com/satanzscrotum
http://www.geocities.com/chicosprizonWANT A REVIEW?
GET IN TOUCH WITH FRANKENSTONER ON THIS MYSPACE. GET IN TOUCH WITH AN INDIVIDUAL WRITERS MYSPACE, AND REQUEST A REVIEW FOR YOUR PROJECT. MAKE YOUR SUBJECT "FRANKENSTONER WEBZINE REVIEWS." OR EMAIL FRANKENSTONERWEBZINE at YAHOO dot COM.
WANT YOUR SONG ON THIS PAGE, OR IN OUR STREAMING PLAYER COMING ON FW OFFICIAL GEOCITES SITE? IT WILL COST YOU $5 CASH TO FEATURE YOUR SONG FOR LIFE ON OUR OFFICIAL SITE. IF YOU WOULD HAVE SUBMITTED IN 2003, YOU'RE SONG WOULD STILL BE UP 6 YEARS LATER ON OUR SITE! FW WILL NEVER DIE! CHANCES ARE IF YOU SUBMIT NOW, YOUR SONG WILL BE UP FOREVER UNTIL YOUR IN A WHEELCHAIR! IF OUR SITE GETS SHUT DOWN, WE'LL BRING IT BACK SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK & ROLL!

Sounds Like:
COVER ARTISTS(S) TITLE FILE
SKD=016 INFLAMMATORY BOWEL DISEASE FOR THOSE ABOUT TO FART WE SALUTE YOU! DOWNLOAD - 38 MB
SKD=015 CHICO'S PRIZON A Harsh Noise Compilation Dedicated To Adult Lolita Porn Actress Christine Young DOWNLOAD - 177 MB
SKD=014 GOD'S FAVORITE BAND 666 POINT SYSTEM TO DESTROY THE EGG DOWNLOAD - 125 MB
SKD=013 BIG POO GENERATOR PLEASE KILL US DOWNLOAD - 53 MB
SKD=012 THE WACKY BALL KICKERS ESCHATON DOWNLOAD - 27 MB
SKD=011 THE GLAND PUPPIES SOCCER EAR FOB DOWNLOAD - 32 MB
SKD=010 THE GLAND PUPPIES FISH NOT YOUR WILL STORY DOWNLOAD - 48 MB
SKD=009 MAXIMA ARTIS KOSMOPOLITES CREEDO DOWNLOAD - 115 MB
SKD=008 BELOW THE HIPS 997 THE DEATH SOUND DOWNLOAD - 20 MB
SKD=007 HOMELESS BOB 50 YEAR OLD VIRGIN DOWNLOAD - 114 MB
SKD=006 NibOswaldBrattoni RAPE RAPE DAKOTA DOWNLOAD - 159 MB
SKD=005 RAYMOND HUFFMAN & PETER HASKETT FEDERAL & CIVIL 3 ALBUMS DOWNLOAD - 95 MB
SKD=004 NO REASON GIVEN STRIKE ANYWHERE DOWNLOAD - 25 MB
KCR=002/SKD=003 RAGE-A-HOL 5 ALBUM BOX SET DOWNLOAD - 362 MB
KCR=001/SKD=002 MR. HILARIOUS 6 ALBUM BOX SET DOWNLOAD - 180 MB
TRG001/SKD=001 THE RAPEMASTER GENERALS A RAPECORE COMPILATION DOWNLOAD - 58 MB
SHR=027 RE-MIXED BY THE DEVIL THE DEVIL IS HERE! DOWNLOAD - 72 MB
SHR=026 DR. RAD BIG DEAL DOWNLOAD - 61 MB
SHR=025 KENNETH KEITH KALLENBACH SHR= TRIBUTE RIP KKK 3/20/69 - 4/24/08 (PART 2) DOWNLOAD - 144 MB
SHR=024 KENNETH KEITH KALLENBACH SHR= TRIBUTE RIP KKK 3/20/69 - 4/24/08 (PART 1) DOWNLOAD - 123 MB
SHR=023 DR. RAD DRUNK N' BOSSY DOWNLOAD - 36 MB
SHR=022 SATAN'S SCROTUM & JIXM THE PROJEKT MASSACRE: VITO'S ANAL PARTYDOWNLOAD - 38 MB
SHR=021 RICK MURPHY CUM AND MEET THE CHAMP!DOWNLOAD - 98 MB
SHR=020 STEVIE HAYES RECORDS 2008 SAMPLER CD AND YOU BEST GIVE THANKS BEFORE YOU EAT OUR NUTS!DOWNLOAD - 78 MB
SHR=019 SATAN'S SCROTUM GRIND AS FUCK! (demo)DOWNLOAD - 225 MB
SHR=018 FAZ CAZ MAKING GIRLS WET INSIDE SINCE........FOREVER!DOWNLOAD - 22 MB
SHR=017 YOUNG STROKE AKA YOUNG MUSCLE BIG DUNCDOWNLOAD - 45 MB
SHR=016 THE BIG DELICIOUS THUGS THE SEGREGATION OF MR. LUIGIDOWNLOAD - 18 MB
SHR=015 SATAN'S SCROTUM Sweet Sounds From Gary! 2006 Satan's Scrotum Guys Gone Wild Tour Summer Sampler CD!DOWNLOAD - 76 MB
SHR=014 FREE MONEY SMARTEST SERB ALIVE!DOWNLOAD - 21 MB
SHR=013 JIXM Corpus SeXXXiDOWNLOAD - 45 MB
SHR=012 CHICO'S PRIZON THE GUTTER SESSIONSDOWNLOAD - 108 MB
SHR=011 CHICO'S PRIZON CROTCH STORMDOWNLOAD - 90 MB
SHR=010 CHICO'S PRIZON I'VE GOT THE SATANIC STICK!DOWNLOAD - 91 MB
SHR=009 DARK VANITY ACID 5-SONG EPDOWNLOAD - 25 MB
SHR=008 RITUAL STATIC INJECTION CONTROLDOWNLOAD - 46 MB
SHR=007 THE BIG BANG THE GREATEST HITS DEMODOWNLOAD - 55 MB
SHR=006 CHICO'S PRIZON WALKING THRU WATTS!DOWNLOAD - 75 MB
SHR=005 THE STEVIE HAYES BAND DRIVING THRU GARY 2002DOWNLOAD - 107 MB
SHR=004 CHICO'S PRIZON TOOTHLESS TIGERDOWNLOAD - 78 MB
SHR=003 CHICO'S PRIZON WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE!DOWNLOAD - 103 MB
SHR=002 RICK MURPHY DEATH SENTENCEDOWNLOAD - 49 MB
SHR=001 SATAN'S SCROTUM DRIVING THRU GARY! SWEET SOUNDS FROM THE GUTTER! PUNK AS FUCK!DOWNLOAD - 265 MB

Record Label: FRANKENSTONER ENTERPRISES
Type of Label: Major