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J.

Shit does NOT happen, it is caused by people

About Me

I am a laid back down to earth person. I dont have time for drama, liars, or bullshit in general. I fucking shred on the guitar, and am always down to have a good time. one more thing... kill yourself nobody loves you anyway... just kidding, no seriously Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com
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Name: J
Birthday: 8-5-1981
Birthplace: in the fucking hospital
Current Location: Chesterfield
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Polish, German, and Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: black sketchers
Your Weakness: beer
Your Fears: bees
Your Perfect Pizza: would be here right now
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make more money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes?
Your Bedtime: when i get there
Your Most Missed Memory: not having any responsibility
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eh
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: fuck yeah
Do you Swear: well no shit huh?
Do you Sing: when im drunk
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: yeah kinda
Do you want to get Married: i dont know
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yeah i love em
Do you play an Instrument: guitar bass and drums... best at guitar though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um.... yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yes and yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just a little weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup, concrete groove rules
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: still too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: i just said i drank alcohol so yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: hey you get beat up in pits
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont wanna grow up im a toys r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: one that fits their real personality
Number of Drugs I have taken: more than you
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: just 2 now
Number of Tattoos: 6
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few
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Indie


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Screamo


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Alternative


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Emo


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You Are Wind
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You are best known for: your wrath
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.. You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.

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Bondage


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Biting


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Blind Folds


83%

Blood


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Whips


67%
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What kind of muscle car are you?

1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.

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I'd like to meet:

what is this an interview? I dont know um.... a whole bunch of people especially chicks that look like the one below


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Movies:

pretty much anything but chick flicks that should narrow it down

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Your Birthdate: August 5
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.

Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower

Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom

Your power color: Tangerine

Your power symbol: Ace

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My Blog

something has to give

so i guess i need to get my shit together here real quick.... i havent done any christmas shopping and ive been in a shitty mood for the past couple months.... mostly due to the shitty weather... i fu...
Posted by J. on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST

SURVEY SAYS....

yup, i was right again... of course im talking about my last blog... some people i once considered friends can no longer be trusted... two people two different stories... i dont have the third side of...
Posted by J. on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST

remorse is for the dead

it all came to me in a dream the other night...  the ruin of what was meant to be in the process... i dont think it can be avoided now due to stubborness and honesty...  well that and the fa...
Posted by J. on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:20:00 PST

talk about my life story

I wanna slit your throat and fuck the woundI wanna press my face in and feel the swoonI wanna dig inside, find a little bit of meCause the line gets crossed when you don't come cleanMy wormwood meets ...
Posted by J. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:17:00 PST

once again.....

yup... i did it again... i got way wasted... ok thats not a problem yet... but then add some whiskey and add a dash of miscommunication and what happens???????  anyone who knows me well knows, an...
Posted by J. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST

sometimes this just sticks in my head

You are wrong, fucked, and overrated! I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault!This is the end of everything. You are the end of everything.I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life...
Posted by J. on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:35:00 PST

if this means nothing, i dont know what does

MUDVAYNE LYRICS"World So Cold"When passion's lost and all the trust is gone,Way too far, for way too longChildren crying, cast out and neglected,Only in a world so cold, only in a worldThis coldHold t...
Posted by J. on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:16:00 PST

for those who know me

 yet it all kinda makes some sense and even if what i was going for doesnt work out, it seems like other interests are a possibility....  which keeps me from destroying shit, but makes me wa...
Posted by J. on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:01:00 PST

analyze this

ok so some of you who know me know that i overanalyze alot... and if you didnt know, now you know... i need to stop cause its getting to the point where i get so deep into it i basically shut down and...
Posted by J. on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST

Eat shit and die

I'll call you an ambulance so i dont have to smell your rotting corpse!!!!!!!!!  J/k... I dont know just felt like fucking with anyone who pays attention to this shit...
Posted by J. on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:08:00 PST