Goin’ Out Crunkfest - YOUR INVITED!!! Sept 6th, 2008 |
In a matter of a few days I will be turning off the internet that connects me to all you glory holed people. Why the nutsack would i do something so unfair to the the western population? W...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:45:00 GMT |
SEEKING A ROOMMATE!!! |
So I am ready to move on with my life and get the fudge out of my rents place. When am i leaving that place we've partied at and thrown up all over the carpets, you might ask...END OF SEPTEMBER....
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:42:00 GMT |
Win a Rape Contest |
Dear Clit-licking Cloonies and Cock-smoking Ball-Wranglers:
It has been quite a while since you have recieved an abitrary update from myself... I promise this will be full of typos as I have recently ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:09:00 GMT |
Creature Feature & Wednesday 13 |
Dildoes! (plural form of dildo)
not actually dill does.
So yesterday was the day of the concert. All this hype about snow and shit in Chicago was a damn lie. Roads were fucking nice to dri...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:30:00 GMT |
Packers & Jaguars Party this Saturday!!! |
We have a bunch of beer, booze, women, men, burgers, brats, pizza, football, ego's, gambling; gearing up for the playoffs this weekend. Feel free to invite yourself over.
Call me if you wanna co...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:40:00 GMT |
euthanasia |
These are my unspoken words to the world but mainly those around me. I hope you all find something that pertains to you...
To the friends i have disregarded: im sorry the times have chang...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:00:00 GMT |
Dont piss on my neck and tell me its raining |
Alright so this whole crazy shit we call life is just one big fuckin luck of the draw. Sometimes your handed the long straw and you can sigh with releif. At other times you pull the s...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:20:00 GMT |
Dan From Slate Says, SAM WANTS YOU! READ THIS SHIT. Be there. |
We've been chosen to advance on to the finals tonight!! Us and 7 other bands that played last night are going to be competing tonight at 7:30 sharp in Wausau at the Rose Garden. From them two will be ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 00:10:00 GMT |
WEDNESDAY 13!!!!! |
This motherfucking Sunday in Chicago i am gonna be soooooo muffed the fuck up. I am getting glammed up zombie ass motherfucker for this one. Pink pinstripped black girl pants, makeup, hair...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:29:00 GMT |
Who...Why...When... |
Who...is going to cut my hair?is going to snore all night and keep me awake?is going to kick me off the bed and steal all the blankets?is going to spit on me in the rain?is going to confort me at 3 in...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:13:00 GMT |
