Foreign languages and countries, science, religion and psychology, computer-games and jokes. Anything new that opens my horizons.
I'd like to meet:
Honest, real and talkative people or folks who have a sense of sarcastic humour or a spirit for high culture (=HEAVY METAL !).
I'm not here to collect hundreds of friends or to start a "romantic relationship". I read profiles before I add people. So thank God if I sent you a request, lol. On the other hand, I delete silent folks.
Music:
Heavy metal (all of it). Yes, I know that I have a good taste, thanks for thinking that :-)
Movies:
Monty Python: "The meaning of life" (this film answers all of your philosophical questions, believe it or not!), The life of Brian (and this one answers all your religious questions, so you don't have to let enter anymore Jehovahs Witnesses in your house on a Sunday morning).
Television:
"Married with children" (Al Bundy...), Mr. Bean, ALi G and the Addams Family.
Books:
Myspace Profile Fun
Heroes:
Mr Bean and Al Bundy
Some basic info about me
Name: Martin
Birthday: May 27
Birthplace: Zurich
Current Location: Fribourg
Eye Color: brown (I guess)
Hair Color: dito
Height: about 178 cm, I didn't check that recently...
Right Handed or Left Handed: none, lol
Your Heritage: ape.....haha ! Wasn't that funny?
Color of your underwear?: blue and clean
Your Weakness: lots of
Your Fears: none
Your Perfect Pizza: Calzone
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: filling out this form, haha
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: RTFM: Read the fucking manual
Your Best Physical Feature: do I really have to answer that?
Your Bedtime: when I get tired of these surveys.....
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't miss memories, I rather memorize misses
Pepsi or Coke: both
MacDonalds or Burger King: I vomit less at Mc Donalds
Single or Group Dates: orgies or what ?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: aaaaarrrggghhh, only if I'm really sick
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: out of my a**
Do you Swear: hell-fuck-no !
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Some more shit you never wanted to know:
Do you want to go to College: never again
Do you want to get Married: dito ! I watched "Married with children"
Do you belive in yourself: who else?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: see my beautiful pics, lol
Are you a Health Freak: no, these people die too!
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
In the past month have you Smoked: out of my a**
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: njet
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't eat boxes (rofl)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: naw, raw fish smells like pus**
In the past month have you been on Stage: nein
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but if you mean the morning-dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: what's that?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope, why should I?
Ever been Drunk: sure
Ever been called a Tease: yeppers
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: njet
How do you want to Die: ...heart-attack in my bed while........yes, that!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: -
What country would you most like to Visit: Middle East, Scandinavia
In a woman...
Favourite Eye Color: I don't care
Favourite Hair Color: dito
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: Who cares
Weight: see "how do you want to die", lol
And here are some more typical stupid survey-questions:
Number of Drugs I have taken: depends what you are counting
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: that's for masochists
Number of Tattoos: that's for mega-masochists
After reading this shit: Have you got any more questions? .....then send me a message.....
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