If I could travel into the future, I'd like to meet myself in thirty years. Perhaps then I could shed some light on my current state of affairs. If I could raise the dead, I'd like to meet Cleopatra and get her advice on men and make-up. But if I'm confined to the present, it would be nice to crack a few jokes during morning meditation with the Dalai Lama. I hear he has quite the sense of humor!