What I want. To be. |
People always ask. What do I want to be? As if being cavalier, disengaged, aloof, detached, or other than totally preoccupied with whatever everyone else feels I should be is somehow wasti...
Posted by John on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:59:00 PST |
Porn Scripts from Around the World - England (The First Part) |
English Porn:Scene: The common room of a private gentlemen's social club. Two college chums, Bumpers and Sedgewick, consider their options.Bumpers: I say Segdey old chum do you recall the ...
Posted by John on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:13:00 PST |
Deja vu. Remembering the waking dream. |
Awakened by the sound of a garbage truck in our little neighborhood by the water, I wonder if it has snowed. I look out the window behind my headboard to find it has not.&nbs...
Posted by John on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST |
If you accidentally chop off your finger... |
it will chase you down the street like an inchworm while you run away in slow motion.
Posted by John on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:47:00 PST |
I read it in the MSNquirer! |
Who is smarter? The cat or the dolphin? Certainly not the humans.
Cat "saves" owner by dialing 911,
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10663270/?GT1=7538
Woman marries "flipper"...
(see video via...
Posted by John on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:44:00 PST |
Unwanted Sexnological Advances |
So get this. Technology has advanced to the point where the paper labels on your cereal boxes can (and probably will) be replaced with digital images (called E-paper BTW) complete with an ultra-...
Posted by John on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:46:00 PST |
Im going BACK TO SCHOOL! |
Yes its true. In fact the only reason my lame ass is online right now on a Friday night (aside from having no babysitter) is because I am filling out an online application for a student loan! I...
Posted by John on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 06:52:00 PST |
My condition |
I realized recently that I often have difficulty dealing with stressful situations and "difficult" people. It was really affecting every aspect of my life. So I decided to seek professional help. I...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Remember Johnny Mnemonic? |
OK yeah. So Im a techie goofball. But wasnt it cool it Johnny Mnemonic when he was using the"virtual keyboard"? Moving his hands all around liking he was working a ball of clay. Well guess what I foun...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Wind up yer radios.... |
dementias and dementites. Dont know if you were ever a Dr Demento fan, but I certainly was. In fact it was the source of my early dabblings in wierdness. Met a lot of freaky teenage girls like that to...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
