EnzO # 72

im literally the nicest guy on here. I let my brother borrow 50 bucks the other week and then I just told him to keep it cause we family. The other day I saw this old lady in her car and it had a flat tire. So I got out and changed it for her. I like puppies, walks on the beach and sunshine. I talk to girls on the phone for long periods of time with out interrupting them and asking to have sex. I hold in my farts and never let the door close on a lady. I go to church every sunday and stay late to help feed the homeless. I always finish last in every competition I've been in. This girl cheated on me and left me for my brother. I was like "I just want you to be happy." the other day I stayed up and talked to a telemarketer for 2 hours. Even though he called during dinner I still enjoyed our chats. He gave his life to Christ that night too! I'm convinced that all the world needs is a shower of love to water the flower of kindness ... last night I saw a man standing by himself on the edge of a bridge and I walked over to him and talked to him. i prayed with him for a few minutes and he later told me as he robbed me that he was about to kill himself before I went over there. as he sped off in my car i couldn't help but feel good because i had just filled up the tank with premium and he would be able to go somewhere far away from his troubles. and this one time I raised some puppies that were lost in my neighborhood. I fed them until one day they all attacked me. I had to get 35 rabies shots. i wish them the best though and hope they found a good home... my girlfriend left me not long ago. but i like to think that she ended up with a better man than me and is enjoying her life right now. It reminds me of the time I went to the car wash and this woman was there prosituting herself. She was fine as all get out and offered to blow me for 20 bucks. I was like, "we can't have you out here doing stuff like this." So I gave her all the money in my wallet (about $250) and let her get the keys to my car as long as she promised to bring it back. She said okay. Man i miss that car........... nah my name is enzo but everyone just calls me that guy. im a pretty cool dude i like to joke an call plp negras haha much love AIM EntotheZoi get too crunk