Pretty Lame, I know |
Today I finally had fun. Went to the beach in the afternoon after hanging over all morning and jumped in the rescue truck with Justin. Did a Sloat run like old times, heckling over the PA ...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 09:54:00 PST |
Twenty-Six: The New Sixteen?? |
I totally got my picture taken at the beach yesterday for an Italian travel magazine. Hopefully the article isn't "Hot Gay Destinations" or "Ocean Beach: Where Dead Thin...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:59:00 PST |
The Next One Will Be Funny, I Swear |
I've had a really crazy week. I've been digging riding a bicycle to work. I had to pull some girls out of a rip at Ocean Beach--it was cold, and people applauded. I spent time with s...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:24:00 PST |
Does Anyone Else Live Here?? |
Well Spring is rolling through and I just took a few years off of my life this weekend. I've got to stop doing that. Le Francais just split for Charleston and I'm thinki...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:30:00 PST |
Excuse Me For Living: 12 Steps to a Better Life |
So the court clerk pulled the old pump fake on me, letting me think that I was selected to be a member of the jury by putting me in a specific seat in the jury box for the jury sele...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:21:00 PST |
Steel Pulse's "True Democracy"?? You Betcha!!! |
Guess who got jury duty? That's right, today was spent in the wonderful world of civil litigation, with a member of "America's First Line of Defense" at the forefront. I...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:42:00 PST |
They're Not My Kids |
When I was younger, I used to spend my summers at my aunt and uncle's house in Woodland, California. There are three "kids" in the Woodland Hogan family: Emily, the oldest, an...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST |
Show Me Where It Hurts |
I went to the coffee shop on West Portal this morning. To get some coffee. I got in line like the rest of the losers and waited patiently, my money in my hand already counted and re-counted ahead of...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST |
How To "Peg" Your Pants, Step By Step |
So it was a Thursday night like any other, except that I found myself in San Jose hooked up to a polygraph machine. Let me back up. It took me two hours just to get there (I'...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:32:00 PST |
Falling Up Stairs |
So it was another successful evening at the Philly Club, this time with Jay coming out from that brown asterix at the crossroads of Highways 4 and 80 that is Lodi. The F...
Posted by BurtReynolds on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:43:00 PST |
