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Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier)

Japan is an island.

About Me

In fourth grade i wanted nothing but the chance to ramble across the oceans with Cousteau and the Calypso crew.... it didn't happen. Instead I settled for melting crayons on the radiator in the bathroom.

I'd like to meet some humans, maybe some cats (nice ones)and bikini girls with machine guns.aol im: cmposed1, MSN [email protected]

My Interests

motorcycles.

I'd like to meet:

humans, maybe some cats (nice ones)aol im: cmposed1, MSN [email protected]

Music:

Bands (people) i really dig....... ELO, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Chuck Berry, Cake, Animals, Stray Cats, Sam Cooke, Roy Orbison, Ricky Nelson, Metric, Louis Armstrong, Link Wray and his Ray Men, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Koufax,The Go Team, Walking Concert, Boomtown Rats, Jim Croce, John Denver, Jerry Lee Lewis, Francoise Hardy, Travis, Weezer, Flogging Molly, CCR, The Sounds, Neil Diamond, Postal Service, Frank Sinatra, Ben Folds, David Bowie, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Belle and Sebastian, Bloc Party, Metric, Death Cab for Cutie, G Love and Special Sauce, Beck,Simon and Garfunkle, The Sounds, Hank Williams Sr, They Might Be Giants, Dick Dale and his Deltones, Buddy Holly, Batmobile, Tiger Army, Elvis Costello, Billy Joel, Talking Heads

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Better Off Dead, One Cazy Summer, Full Metal Jacket, Princess Bride,Inspector Clouseau (Alan Arkinn version), Catch 22, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Sleepy Hollow, Amelie, I Heart Huckabees, Garden State, Dusk till Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill,Life Aquatic, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenebaums, Serpico, Office Space, Adaptation, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless Mind, Ghost World, Evil Dead (one and two), and Army of Darkness.

Television:

One of the best shows on TV...... Scrubs, Home Movies, RObot CHicken, The Office, Lost (sigh), Attack of the Show, Arrested Development, Survivorman, (Venture Brothers) is always a bonus.

Books:

The catcher in the rye, the great gatsby, kentucy ham, the hobbit, fear and loathing in las vegas, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the jungle, and yes comics....

Heroes:

Jimmy Carter, Inspector Clouseau (Alan Arkin), Lewis Black, Robert Mitchum, Remo Williams,Bruce Banner, Wes Anderson

My Blog

WOod GLue

This morning while nabbing a shirt out of the closet, I noticed a surplus of hangers.  Usually i have barely enough hangers for my shirts....<thoughtful "hmmm">, indeed.  This leads me...
Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 09:18:00 PST

My day, portrayed by Andrew Bradock


Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:01:00 PST

I work on the corner of Poor and Crazy

Great geograhical planning walgreens!!!! But i must say, it never makes for a dull moment. The management response as to how to handle a shoplifter... run after them if you want. Apparently one ma...
Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TRIGGER FINGER

Trigger finger is a painful condition caused by a narrowing of the sheath that surrounds the finger tendon. Inflammation due to overuse is usually the cause. It is more common in musicians, gardeners ...
Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

black wednesday (yeah, i'm posting it on thursday..)

Ahhh yes, Bush four more years, PukeHow did this happen??? How naive I was, i figured Kerry was a sure thing, I thought Bush sunk his own ship by his careless actions through the last four years!! uug...
Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yes, no, maybe, i don't know, can you repeat the question?

Last night Armed with my best second hand threads, i opted to tackle Callahans... solo (everyone went home for the weekend) (this is what i tell myself when i realize i haven't any freinds :wink: )...
Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GIOVEDI FELICE!!!!

Happy Thursday!
Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Everyone is a critic, no wait, just Jason is...

Jason the Blog Critic tells me,  that my last entry is "good",  but needs more story.  He also tells me i spelled writing wrong,  sorry,  "writting" should be writing.  T...
Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sidetracking........ oh crap

Nick's Aquarium Inventory,  as of 10/14/04 2 Otocinclus Many live plants 5 Neon Tetras 1 White Cloud 2 Corydoras 5 ramshorn snails 1 fancy male guppy and the king of this 10 gallon country... CHA...
Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Does it get much better than apple cider?

just wondering
Posted by Capt. John Yossarian (bombardier) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST