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Nik*

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About Me

You Are Ed Wood From "Ed Wood."
You definitely have your name in history, although probably not for the reason you believe. Yet you are very accepting, non-judgemental, and optimistic almost to a fault. You also have a thing for angora sweaters. How could anyone not like you?
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My name is Nikky but most of my friends call me Nik or Clutch. I'm currently going to school at CCSU, majoring in Elementary Education and I plan on getting my Masters in Special Education. I would do anything for my best friends, they are my world and I dont know what I would ever do without them. And basically this is who I am: I am half Canadian and that means Im the shit and I dont care what any of you say. I live for Dane Cook and Brian Regan. I hate cherries and if you appreciate your life, dont bring them anywhere near me. The beach is the best place on earth. Ben and Jerry's solves any and all problems that one can possibly face in life. Working out is the best way to relieve stress other than beating bitches up Chuck Norris style. Spanish is absolutely the hottest thing, end of story. I want to BE a pirate. Im probably the most accident prone person you will ever meet in your life. Scooter burns are sexy and men dig them. You shut your mouth when you're talking to me. My dad is my idol. Reggaeton is where its at and I dont give a shit if Im a little white girl from Southington, I will blast that shit in the Escape. I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC TOO. The Giants own and Tiki is the man. Being a Debbie Downer is the ONLY way to be (within reason). Macaroni Grill kicks serious ass, I mean at what other restaurant do you get to color on the tablecloth? I love to rock my glasses and wear my shades at night because the sun never sets on a bad-ass motherfucker, a BAMF. I hate it when people use the word retarded loosely when they dont even know what the fuck it means. Juice is my world. Brown and Orange are my 2 favorite colors to wear. Star Gazing is my favorite past time and you can never do it enough. The FoodNetwork is the best channel on television. So what if Im a bit of a "complainer", I do what I want. I CANNOT stand girls who constantly need to be the center of attention, seriouls grow the hell up. The sun makes me happy. Little known fact about me, I get shy around guys I like. (shocked. i know) There is nothing better than board game night with my best girls and I dont care if you think thats lame. Im looking for a guy who is genuine, respectful and honest with a sense of humor who can deal with my never ending sarcasm. And in my best mood, I am completely and utterly ridiculous and if you dont like it then to you I say, BUMP THAT and GOOD DAY SIR....
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My Interests

Friends, Parties, Beer Pong, Kids, Movies, Comedy Shows, The Food Channel, Pirates, Vacations, Happy Bunny, Music, Papi Papi Dame Dura, Taking Pictures, Medical Dramas On TV, Working Out, Chocolate, Ice Cream, Will Ferrel, Volleyball, Football, Southington Urologic Slow Pitch Softball, Board Game Nights, Tanning, The Beach, Canada, Cocoa Butter, Be Delicious Perfume, Hoodies, Chunky Jewelry, VH1, Orange, My IPod, The Giants, Mysterious Men, .... Basically anything, I make the best of whats goin on....
What Kinda Kiss R U?


Romantic Kiss
Lying in bed after making love and just doing whatever.
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Music:

Rascall Flats, Brad Paisley, Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, Dashboard, Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls, DMB, Dispatch, The Fray, Tony Lucca... pretty much anything acoustic. And I do dabble into some rap...

Movies:

Movies fucking rock my world. Most importantly, I am obsessed with every Johnny Depp movie. But some other favorites are: Wedding Crashers, Forrest Gump, I Am Sam, Crash, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, V For Vendetta, Four Brothers, Annapolis, She's The Man, Over the Hedge, The Notebook, Finding Nemo, Life As A House, Radio, RENT, all the Harry Potters, Anchorman, Best of Will Ferrel, all Adam Sandler movies and millions more.......

Television:

I am addicted to Grey's Anatomy. Doctor McDreamy needs to quit fuckin around with Addison and get with Meredith. Or George can grow some balls and get with Meredith. Either way, I will be happy. I am also insanely obsessed with House M.D.! Hugh Laurie is amazing. End of story....

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My Blog

I Love The 90's....

Anybody under the age of 14 should not read this, and if you should, you should not repost this.Just because you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.It's not like you could remember the or...
Posted by Nik* on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST

Facts About Sex

+++++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% ofmen use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect(no matter wha...
Posted by Nik* on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:07:00 PST

Why Condoms Come In Boxes of 3, 6, and 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called co...
Posted by Nik* on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 07:23:00 PST

How To Be The Perfect Boyfriend...

How To Be The Perfect Boyfriend *1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house. They run around in their underwear just like you do.2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tel...
Posted by Nik* on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 09:36:00 PST