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Evans

Darth Vader, You Will Enjoy Christmas This Year.

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John Allen and Allentown, PA

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Things to Do May 9 2009

Things to do today:1. Get whiter teeth. I can't have sex w/o them.2. Have sex with newer/whiter teeth.3. Try to talk w/o teeth in mouth.4. Get dentures. 5. Have sex w/ those.6. Put them back in my mou...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 21:09:00 GMT

Your vast Religious conspiracy

There is no vast religious conspiracy. Rest assured. I have been there. I have 5 volumes of Chafers systematic theology that assures me of this. Do some of the religious power elite and wealth members...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:18:00 GMT

Free T-Mobile Side Kick

I'm fine when you're arnold and you have to beat George Bush lifting weights. In that case it doesn't matter how many times GW loses. I don't care about that. On the other hand when it's a guy trying ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:39:00 GMT

Polar Bears

I hope gas prices go up.http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-1938132,00.h tmlMaybe then people will drive a little less.Maybe there would be more polar bears and less insects. http://www.hyfntr...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:25:00 GMT

Damn Skipping Technology

I have two current thoughts. The first is...stop trying to put slick html coding on your damn my space page. You think it looks cool with all the cool planets, and water, or whatever else you have as ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jul 2005 00:25:00 GMT

In A Funk

I'm in a funk I must say. Everything I write sounds like John Tesh to me. I know it's good stuff (some of it). I can't get it out of my head what my music appreciation teacher said, "if your hands wer...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jun 2005 12:49:00 GMT

What's Up Bitch?

Having had a fabulous day of nothingness I must say that I want to say something profound. There is nothing to say at all. And having found that I have nothing at all to say I will just keeping on w...
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 01:56:00 GMT