dance |
Today we had some fun with a squirrel. We stabbed one with bamboo shoots, severing a nerve or two, almost surgically, to paralize it. Deciding to feed the crows, with all the snow around us, we kicked...
Posted by Contract Killer on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:37:00 PST |
Clickety Click |
I have had several requests for pictures of my work, so I will bring the camera with me for a few days and post when I have a moment. As for now it is 5:30am and time to go to work.
Posted by Contract Killer on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:25:00 PST |
Cops-n-Killers |
New Years brought many parties my way. I was faced with the decision to which ones I attend. I chose 2 that were near each other in Allentown. The crime riddled city seems to everyone who lives there ...
Posted by Contract Killer on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST |
squirt |
So many bodies have been left for people to find since I have posted last. Most recently I had killed with a grin that the grinch would find repulsive. I trapped a rat by the leg in a snap-trap. With ...
Posted by Contract Killer on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:00:00 PST |
I hate stupid people / Love cigars |
Yesterday I had a customer that called me there for a few wasp nests. No problem, I'll powerspray them and then knock them down....so I thought. When I was done powerspraying the wife came running out...
Posted by Contract Killer on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:19:00 PST |
Damn it's hot |
So friggin'n hot out. I was dripping straight through my shirt. Usually when I'm power spraying there is a hint of fresh cut grass in the air, but in this heat all you smell is my swet and speed...
Posted by Contract Killer on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 02:21:00 PST |
Awww, help her Bugman |
Today, like many days, I had to put my super-hero cape on (sometimes with or without clothing underneath). I was walking up a pathway to a secluded cottage where I slay everything in my path. There is...
Posted by Contract Killer on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:19:00 PST |
Even grossed me out |
My son went into the laundry room, just after I had poured the milk over my cereal for breakfast and I thought nothing of it. He then walked over to me to display a turd he got out of the kitty litter...
Posted by Contract Killer on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:26:00 PST |
Chippy learned to fly |
I was sitting in my truck today eating my lunch. I saw a chipmunk run across the driveway of a customers house. I looked at my watch and saw that I had 1 hour to burn. I set out 9 rat snap traps with ...
Posted by Contract Killer on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:08:00 PST |
On and Off again |
The week started out busy and then I had less and less work. Seems like I've killed just about everything this week. I had a job this week that had a reoccuring problem with wasps in an upstairs bathr...
Posted by Contract Killer on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:29:00 PST |
