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Myspace LayoutsErm, I'm about normal really - although i have been described as 'way above average' many a time, so that's nice. It's actually now come to my attention that i am not, in any way shape or form, normal, well, in some ways obviously, as i am a man, and i have a head...I'm very much brown haired and eyed, and i don't really know what else to say. I delight in making people laugh, but i have an odd sense of humour, as is sampled in the wierd style of this text.People think it's me being posh and well spoken, but it's really just because i've watched too much of 'The Office' and 'I'm Alan Partridge'. So i've merged to become a strange personality of David Brent and Alan Partridge - but a funny mix of the best parts.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonny Clark
Birthday: 18th December
Birthplace: Ponte
Current Location: Um, my house
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10'' (i think)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
: eh?
The Shoes You Wore Today: school shoes+umbro trainers for football
Your Weakness: dunno really - people taking mess outta my football makes me mad
Your Fears: breaking my legs
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham+pineapple all the way - stuffed crust!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hitting the back of the net!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sorry - lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: bloody alarm!!
Your Best Physical Feature: erm, eyes apparently
Your Bedtime: whenever im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: winning a cup final (i want another!)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds - i could argue ALL day about that
Single or Group Dates: single probably
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot chocolate!
Do you Smoke: Never+no
Do you Swear: yeah
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: mostly
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: yeah - i am 100% sure i am real
Do you get Motion Sickness: What? erm - no
Do you think you are Attractive: Better than some, worse than some - about average (not too bad i hope!)
Are you a Health Freak: sport freak
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, well cool
Do you play an Instrument: many (although most not well)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: does freeport count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what the hell?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no way
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah - but not performing
In the past month have you been Dumped: no1 to dump me lol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oh yes! (no!!)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a quid off hendy (he best not see this)
Ever been Drunk: not properly
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: never!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Footballer (i know it's never gonna happen but hey - who cares!)
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy - not sure why, apparently they do good ice cream!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't really care - unless its sumat freaky like pink(even the white bit!)
Favourite Hair Color: blonde probably not too fussed
Short or Long Hair: Long(ish) not like mega long - thats just wierd
Height: Not bothered
Weight: not bothered
Best Clothing Style: same again - not too fussed as long as they look nice
Number of Drugs I have taken: zilch, apart from healing ones
Number of CDs I own: dunno - 15 at a guess, probably less cos i just borrow all our andy's
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: um, a few, i dunno!
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