AMERICA.....PRESS 1 |
How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! ..GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . ..Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English ..And remember o...
Posted by Manny on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:34:00 PST |
Advice for kids from one of the richest men in the world |
Absolutely brilliant........... Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High Scho...
Posted by Manny on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:25:00 PST |
THIS ISN'T MONTY PYTHONS LIFE OF BRIAN , THIS IS LIFE ACCORDING TO MANNY |
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
it? A
death. Whats that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is a...
Posted by Manny on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:35:00 PST |
TO THE IMMIGRANT STUDENTS OF MONTEBEELO HIGH SCHOOL IN CALIFORNIA |
IMMIGRATION LAWS:
1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the
native language.
2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No
unskilled workers allowed.
3. There wil...
Posted by Manny on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:50:00 PST |
WHAT IM GOING TO SAY IS GOING TO MAKE IT HARD TO SMILE |
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll br...
Posted by Manny on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST |
MY QUEEN ,MY BEST FRIEND, HOW DO I LET GO? |
A COUPLE MONTHS AGO I LOST MY MOM, MY BEST, THE REASON I LIVE.THE PAIN AGONIZING AND IT SEEMS IT WILL NEVER STOP, I CRY EVERY NIGHT. FAMILY AND FRIENDS TELL ME I HAVE TO LET GO. ONE OF MY FAMILY MEMBE...
Posted by Manny on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:59:00 PST |
if these celeb's male/female had no money or fame they wouldnt get any play |
Ok so I know this is hella superficial....but oh well .. nobody is perfect. Me and my boys were talking and started talking about how $$$ and fame can level the playing field when it comes to attracti...
Posted by Manny on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:39:00 PST |
