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I'M JOSH
Sue Simmons drops the F-Bomb, you will want to watch this video over and over and over againI'm interrupting your regularly scheduled programming to bring the GREATEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE, OFFICIALLYOne more thing: Invite me to a party!! I haven't been to one in FOREVER and I need to, k, back to the regularly scheduled programming
First off, I'm a Christian, I've been a Christian for about 15 years (you heard me...15 years), and mainstream Christianity and it's intolerance and laziness irks me. I love Jesus, I enjoy being a Christian, it affords me the ability to be unafraid. However, while I am a Christian, I'm deffinitely not your daddy or granddaddy's breed of Christian. I like to think that I've gone from where my relationship wtih God used to be firmly rooted in church and what the church said to now it's more personal, it's me and God, and sometimes that gets me into arguments with people who have to hold tight to a stricter standard to keep their faith strong.
I'm 6'3" as it says, and lets just keep it at overweight......WAIT before you leave give me a chance lol.
I'm 20 years old.
I'm a Christian Goth, but definitely not stereotypical in any way.
Alright....fine....w/e I'm a friggin corporate sheep ok!
I KNOW!! I only made this myspace out of boredom
I LOVE OPIE AND ANTHONY!!!!!!(and l'il Jimmy too)
SPREADIN THE VIRUS!!!!!!!
Here...Let's see how well YOU people know me
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I miss all my friends up north still and on July 19, 2008, it will be exactly 4 years of Rainbow Fever with The Lost Mafia
Ok, I've decided it's time for me to do some dislikes on this motha....ready? let's roll
Christians who's myspaces say out and out they dislike homosexualS or homosexuality....for EFF'S(THERE...CHANGED IT...HAPPY?) sake...that has to be right out there? Good gosh we're sposed to love the sinner not the sin...that's kind of dismissive to the person and comparative to the "God Hates Fags" people, no?
I dislike anyone who says they are offended by humor.....PERIOD.
Keeping in this theme of intolerant Christians, let's go with Christians who dismiss people based on how they look or act.....did ya ever think when you look at someone who needs God...that if you had never been told about God that could be you?....No, you'd have to engage your brains to figure that out!!
These Are Must See Movies If You Either Want A Glimpse Into My Psyche or Want To Be Friends With Me

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I'm a proud volunteer for Love INC (In the Name of Christ), I enjoy the opportunity that volunteering for this great organization affords me. I feel like, while normally I wouldn't be able to do much, because of my age (yes, in my years, despite my passion to help, I've been held back by my age), this enables me to assist in ways I've never dreamed. I'm kind of a jack of all trades for them, the only thing I don't know how to do is Intake and Verification, and I'll be trained in that soon.
This one frickin scared me, in three questions it pinned me down!
Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test
Your Love Style is Eros
For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!) What's Your Love Style?
WHY IN THE HECK ARE THESE THINGS SO RIGHT?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!
What Is Your Seduction Style?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

LIVING OR DEAD

RABB (leader of the Peppermints)(PROUD MEMBER)
Bob Hope!
Groucho Marx!
Frank Sinatra!
Sammy Davis Jr.!
Dean Martin
Kevin Smith !
Jason Mewes
The Cast Of Degrassi!
Bam Margera!
Tony Hawk
Rich Vos
Walt Disney
Stan Lee!
The CKY Crew!
Tyler Perry!
Cee-Lo Green
DJ Danger Mouse
Rob Dyrdek
Christopher "Big Black" Boykin

My Blog

Personification

Ok, so I know, I have to post the rest of Drive Me Wild, and I will, but my old laptop died, and I've been all out of sorts with the new job and school and everything.I'm still gettin' slapped around ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:03:00 GMT

Check out this INSANE video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdd1iEa7QQw I just found this video while I was doing my normal going down the rabbit hole...it's creepy! You NEED to see it.
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 08:16:00 GMT

Criminal Macabre: Drive Me Wild Pt. 3

Comments and kudos please!!!! Without further ado, I give you, Criminal Macabre: Drive Me Wild Pt. 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- The classic dark b...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:50:00 GMT

Drive Me Wild Pt. 2

Ok, so due to unexpected popularity...if not in COMMENTS AND KUDOS...in views, I've decided to post the entire Drive Me Wild miniseries part by part, once a week from now on, on Sundays. Leave me nice...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 06:11:00 GMT

Drive Me Wild Pt. 1

So, this is the first part of a Cal McDonald mini-series I've written. I may post all nine parts eventually. Enjoy.Dammit.I hate waking up in a pool of vomit, but there I was yet again, on the dingy y...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:17:00 GMT

You Can’t Ever Know (A New Poem)

So, alert the media. The actual muse, not just the daily recap muse, but the ACTUAL muse hit me this morning. This is the first time in......close to 8 months that I've been hit at all. I really like ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:40:00 GMT

Realized Something (Subtitle: He’s back (The man behind the mask))

Perhaps the truest (to myself) writing I've ever done, was the last verse of "Our Little Secret"......and it's been becoming more and more apparent as of late "Decade and a half I smile and I laugh B...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:09:00 GMT

Radius Rap, The Untold Story

So, fourth day of Radius rolls in, and Stephanie from Claycomo had had some success with a poem/rhyme about her day at the debriefing the day before, so she said she was gonna do another for the next ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:02:00 GMT

In the hospital

So, I'm in the hospital, suspected appendicitis. And I may be here awhile because there's a fight brewing. Frackin' surgeon is refusing treatment on me because of my weight. I can't fit in the frackin...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:06:00 GMT

"Speaking Out" after a year *Language warning*

*I'm gonna try to keep language to a minimum, but whatever happens, happens*So, for those of you who know me well, you know what happened about a year ago around this time. If you're not sure what I'm...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:43:00 GMT