I make films and sometimes songs. I'm the kind of guy who is quietly funnier than the loudmouthed guy I gave a ride home from a concert the other night who told me about stealing from his fiancee and doing lines and compulsive gambling and hookers of different international cities. But as far as he knows, I'm a quiet uninteresting guy who listened to him prattle for a fucking hour and nodded as though I was interested, all the while listening to Wesley Willis on my stereo in the background. Yep, that's me. Ask anyone.By the way, I absolutely hate myspace and how spammy it is, so if you want me to get a message you'd better find a better way to do it than writing me here.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Russel Crowe, so I could sucker punch him. I don't care how many teeth I lose after that, I would be very proud in my pain.
