What? I'm a Cat. A tomcat, just in case you're thinking I'm a queen (that's an adult female cat for all you numbnuts).
Some people say I'm spoiled, intelligent, amusing, and moody. I prefer to tell them I have "an artistic temperament" - right before I tell them to go get me something to eat.
Most of the year I live in a very nice place in New York City, but when the Big Guy goes on vacation, I live in a very nice place in Connecticut, Maine, or California -- all of them are close to lakes or the ocean.
When the Big Guy works, I live in very nice hotels, where the service is even better than when I'm at home.
I'm clever and amusing for a living. Guys think I'm a cool buddy, girls want to cuddle me. What can I say?
and now, a 2007 note from the Big Guy:
