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Rob

I Love You, Dr. Zaius!!

About Me


I'm really not very interesting. I have so many machines...you should take care.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hum-Ons, Nice Hum-Ons, Opposite-Sex Hum-Ons, Same-Sex Hum-Ons, The Elderly, Slaves, Children, Proud Christians, Dhingos, Rock Stars, Strippers, Squeegee Kids, Kangaroos & Wallabees.

My Blog

Fucking Subject Lines

Scooters are the New School Bikes. Grandwash my soul, this industry waste cramping. Orange crumble. This is gibberish, but what the hell. You try to think up something that hasn't already been articul...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Oct 2004 19:26:00 GMT

Depeche Quiz

Take the quiz: "Which Depeche Mode album are you?"ViolatorYou are truly an amazing specimen. You're one of the greatest albums of all time according to RollingStone. Every song on you is perfection
Posted by on Sun, 03 Oct 2004 09:17:00 GMT

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Posted by on Wed, 29 Sep 2004 10:51:00 GMT

Pancake Lizard

Why must I restate the same thing to people several times? Do they lack confidence in themselves and need me to tell them everything will be ok? Or do they just take me for a liar?
Posted by on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 15:53:00 GMT

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So is this it? Is this the last social outpost of humankind? Journal programs and blogs and "heyyyyy lookit me, lookit what I can do, I'm clever, aren't I?" And don't bother adding me, I really wou...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:11:00 GMT