i am captain willis wormwood, self proclaimed captain of my own imaginary pirate ship!
turns out me and my good friend Jimi J.d jones(chris)are actually from the past.. we were sent here in a delorian, much like the one from back to the future exept better just because of the fact it was us and not some crazzy old guy ( cause we are way hotter than old men cause we dont have grosse old balls!). cause bret micheals had a secret mision for us cause we were too bad ass for the 80's! so theys sent us here to create havoc and bring some rock and roll to a time filled with pink shirt wearing dickheads!and yes it was me and jim who stoped of to kill kurt cobain,and totally bang some hot 90s dames like the minogue sisters.. so we are like bill and ted kinda but we dont get robots... denied! .
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