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The Lady of the Loch

I am here for Friends

About Me

Mom by day, dry drunk by night.Well, not really.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All of you.What kind of question is this, anyway? I spent most of my teenage years wanting to meet Beck, but when I met him I made a total ass of myself. It's just better to stay in your house and never, ever meet anyone. That's what I do. And that's why there's Myspace. And that is also why I'm so white...and sad.I would like to meet Beyoncé. I'd steal a bit of her DNA so I could somehow combine it with mine (in my secret lab) and make a SUPERBAYBEE! with amazing powers of gorgeousness and genetic perfection.Also, any author whose words have resonated so deeply that I find myself weeping at 3 AM while my family is blissfully asleep. I want to know those people - the people who can form words into terrifying beauty.That is all.
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My Blog

yep.

I forgot that i haven't consumed alcohol for a while now...and am kind of enjoying that bit of memory lapse.   I'm halfway through one of those deliciously awful bottles of peach chardonnay...the...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 23:06:00 GMT

Because cryptic is funny...

I don't even have words for how stressed out we are right now.  I have  a constant knot in my stomach.  Oh, Lord.  Just let this month pass by quickly.   At this point I'm rea...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:06:00 GMT

Mental notes.

Social life is hard when you're awkward.   But also amusing, if you can laugh at yourself --  repeatedly.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 00:28:00 GMT

The worst mother evah!

I know I'm the most evil, evil person alive. Here is evidence: I am watching Blue's Clues with Graham.  They have a bunch of adverts in the beginning, one long one devoted to Peanuts. A little bo...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 00:13:00 GMT

Ah, misnomers.

When I was a younger Word-Loving Nerd I pronounced the word thesaurus as theosaurus, as though it was some rabid, Alternate Word-spewing dinosaur intent on banishing the ignorance of the illiterate. O...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 00:29:00 GMT

fergalicious!

Every time I try to post something here it deletes itself. Pointless thought of the day: You know who looks really good when her face/body is all blurred out?  Fergie! Dog-Jowls become hidde...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:42:00 GMT

oh, the cherished first blog.

I have three whole friends. Thanks for all the pity. Truly, I don't know what to write. I verbally exhausted myself already today (thank you, Maria! without sarcasm!), and I'm short on w...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Nov 2004 01:34:00 GMT