Rodentina formed when two homeless kids, Dariel Maxwell and Kent Irwin found each other in the sewer and decided to form a band. Dariell (dars) was adept at pounding things and Kent at milking the basstech and yelling in a musical way. Then one day they emerged from their dwelling in the sewer and met a pretty middle class young guitar player named Jack Friel, and he agreed to join the band if he got free heroin. Till this day, the band has not fulfilled this promise.
Furious that his side of the agreement wasn't fulfilled, Jack left the band and threatened to kill himself. He has not been heard of since. The remaining members, Dars and Kent, faced off in a fight on the 24 Divisadero, Dars dying from his crushed facial cavity, and Kent dying from his spine, which was ritually removed from his back by Dars' catlike nails.
The End
