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Sam

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I'm Sam, also known as Billy Badass Number One. I tend to spend my days eating expensive flowers, lounging on cashmere sweaters, and jumping onto sleeping houseguests. I really can't explain why pouring water fascinates me. It just does, okay?I'm a kitten, which means I'm not responsible for anything I do- but I generally try not to offend anyone. I'm just kind of socially retarded.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is nude and covered with fur, or folks who are as enthusiastic about hard-clumping litter as I am.

My Blog

MySpace Spam.

So I just signed up for this last night, and already there are about ten messages in my inbox from sultry women in various degrees of undress, all asking me to vote on their pictures and tell them wha...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:02:00 GMT