I'm not really picky, give me the time of day, and you get it back, plain'n'simple. ^^
Here go the quotes I likes.
If everytime I masturbate, God kills an EMO Kid, then Jesus Christ, I must kill like 50 or 60 every day.
Force, the supreme authority, from which all other authorities are derived.
I stay away!!
Will you still hold me when you see what I have done?
Will you still kiss me the same, when you taste my victim's blood?
He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Of course I believe in love, love is like oxygen. Love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love.
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and forgotten to say when.
Every 10 minutes on this earth, a woman gives birth to a child, she must be found and stopped.
Hugs are the shit!
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like englishmen and scots, or welshmen and scots, or japanese and scots, or scots and other scots. Damn scots, they ruined scottland.
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means EVERYTHING'S wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off.
On an island made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish, only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of fish and coal at the same time.