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My fiance' Amy has me tied to the chair and will not let me get up until I fix my myspace account so here goes:I currently keep my $hit in League City (I still refuse to admit that Texas is home), and I am a student at UHCL. I am majoring in accounting and finance. I am a little bit of a goofball, mixed with some sarcasm (ok, perhaps more than some). I've been known to be serious at times, but I try to minimize that for the sake of the sanity of those around me. I love movies of all types, but especially comedies and anything historically related. I love to go out, I love to stay at home, I love to love [ok, that's really cheesy I know]. I also enjoy shaking my ass on the dance floor (please try not to laugh too hard).My life is currently ruled by my weiners (my dogs you perve!). Their names are Oscar and Maya. Get it? OscarMaya... ok, back to the normally scheduled BS...I also enjoy fishing, but I tend to come back empty handed while everyone else I take fishing catches half the ocean...If you need your computer fixed, I'm the guy to break it worse.If it can go wrong, it will happen around me. It's always an adventure when you hang out around me. I tend to agree with my favorite t-shirt: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!I tend to have a problem with time perception; everything just seems to always take longer than I think it will...
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Pimp Name Is...
Long Dong Shagswell What's Your Pimp Name?
You Are In a Crunch Ice Cream
The perfect combo: a completely nuts person who likes to be touched What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
You Are Most Like Ronald Reagan
People tend to think you're a god - or that you almost ruined the country.
But even if people do disagree with you, they still fall victim to your charms! What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

My Interests

Making an a$$ out of myself. I also like embarassing friends, too! You gotta share the love, you know? I'm attempting to learn more about salt water fishing, and as soon as the temperature warms up I'm hoping to do some wakeboarding. I always enjoy a good asswhooping on Xbox, and if possible, a good ass whipping [ladies apply within].
Butterfinger
They call you sticky fingers for a reason! What Kind of Candy Are You?
Your Personality Profile
You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.

You believe that you live a virtuous life...
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval. The World's Shortest Personality Test Take the quiz:
What type of kisser are you?

Romantic kisser
This kind of kisser will be a good husband or wife.

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I'd like to meet:

The guy who thought of the plastic things at the end of shoelaces
You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.

You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Music:

Wow, this could take all day... If it has guitars of some sort I'll listen to it. I'll listen to club music in the club, but I prefer other stuff at home/in the car. Some might call me indecisive, I call it eclectic [OoOoO big word!]. View my playlist
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Movies:

Jenna Ja -- wait! oops Braveheart of course, what guy wouldn't say that? I love all sorts of movies, but I don't usually rewatch them over and over and over and over and over like some people like to. I also love watching DVD extras for some reason. I'm strange, I know.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy! woot! When is the big orgy episode gonna happen? I'm kind of a news/history channel addict... did I really just admit that?

Books:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives | I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage | Join the Pastafarians | Bring back the pirates! Add me as a friend fsmismyhero ..

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Heroes:

Hugh Hefner!!! That bastage has all the biznatches! Seriously though, my father and everyother serviceman/woman and their families who have sacrificed on behalf of liberty and freedom.

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You Are 79% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?Warning to Osama Bin Laden: Osama Bin Laden, your time is short; We'd rather you die, than drag you to court.Why are you hiding if it was in God's name? You're just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.I have a question, about your theory and laws; "How come YOU never die for the cause?"Is it because you're a coward who counts on others? Well here in America, we stand by our brothers.As is usual, you failed in your mission; If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin'.Americans are now focused and stronger than ever; Your death has become our next endeavor.What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls; It's not in our buildings or shopping malls.If all of our structures came crashing down; It would still be there, safe and sound.Because pride and courage can't be destroyed; Even if the towers leave a deep void.We'll band together and fill the holes; We'll bury our dead and bless their souls.But then our energy will focus on you; And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.So slither and hide like a snake in the grass; Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!||Author Unknown||

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Poetry for those with a sense of humor (or just twisted fuqs like me)

I found this on one of my friends site! Thought you would get a kick out of it! I laughed so hard!!!!!!!!! They say our love is taboo, that what we're doi...
Posted by Politically [In]Correct on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:18:00 PST