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DJ

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About Me

My name is DJ I'm 15 and i love ironic humor, i have a wry sense of humor *sadistic almost* I don't mind making fun of myself. I love war and I'm not really sure why. Fascinated by the morbid idea of it. I always say my opinion even if it hurts others. The truth is always better, makes things go faster. I hate when somebody tells you something either thinking thats what you wanna hear or they are afraid to hurt your feelings. i love all types of music. I'm a fatalist so i don't fear death. My cell phone number is 860-2258 and if your gonna prank call me make it a good one. Say your looking for like al kaholik or like hugh jass something funny.

My Interests

WONDER WOMENMy interests involve anything that is loud, annoying, Explosive, goes into space, came out of space

I'd like to meet:

Bill Norris(chuck Norris's brother) The man who invented cement and also the man who invented the man who invented cement and so on and so fourth

Music:

I like Rock,jazz,classical, i really like everything Anything that sounds like jake screaming please no please dont shoot me

Movies:

-=.. UHF, Waynes world,Boondock saints,Killbill, waynesworld2, CasinoRoyal, and many others i'll add to the list later

Television:

TV IS MY FRIEND

Books:

101 ways to hunt down jake

Heroes:

Captain Planet bob Marley frank Sinatra

My Blog

I’m an idiot.

I've done a lot of stupid things in my life.I've almost slid off the rims.I fell through the ice at alkali on multiple occasions.I almost got hit by a bullet that bounced back at a shooting range.I do...
Posted by DJ on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

WWGUMW

I have thought up a new sport WORLD WIDE GREASED UP MONKEY WRESTLING now PETA might not think this is a good idea but people who love monkeys and fights and enjoy the thought of a bunch of greased up ...
Posted by DJ on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

Redesigning Christmas

Christmas was fun the first 12 years of life but its losing its status it needs more action so i am proposing a plan to make it better so here i go      The Deer: ok honestly Donno...
Posted by DJ on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:54:00 PST

whats real?

I think its weird to think that a bullet is real but a dream isnt.
Posted by DJ on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

Lifes great choice

Everyone wants to be wanted and we think that the only way we know people want us is when we are appreciated. The only problem with this is that we live in a society that finds the mistakes in people ...
Posted by DJ on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:44:00 PST

Pain

The only good thing about pain whether its emotional or physical is that it lets you know your still alive. The only Difference between being dead and alive is feelings. The only reason we choose deat...
Posted by DJ on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:20:00 PST

The male lion

The male lion mates with the female lion then afterward ask the female lion to leave but the female lion isnt going anywhere she moves in looks like the male lion is screwed    &nb...
Posted by DJ on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

AGGGGHHHH

I was chewing on a pen tonight and it exploded in my mouth it was all bitter and stuff and now im afraid i might have a drug adiction to InK lol how would u explain that to your parents You would walk...
Posted by DJ on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST

Knife..Check....compass that doesnt point north....Check

Im gonna tell a story of my past that is a true storyAt the age of 12 my mother gave me a knife and a compass that didnt point north sent me to wallmart and said to fend for my selfnow i have fought m...
Posted by DJ on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

AM like every one else

AM like every one else i put my pants on one leg at a time just like every one else but after i have my pants on am DJ and your not
Posted by DJ on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST