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Waltergator

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

* WHO IS WALTERGATOR? 1. First off, if you know me then you'll know that in real life I'm a decent guy(I hope) but in cyberspace I'm pretty a sarcastic, obnoxious class clown. Not that I care what you think. Joke! Ha, you see? I got you!
2. If I don't know you and you have over a thousand friends I probably won't add you because, really, do you give a shite who I am? The feeling is ditto. And by the way, I can't get you a record deal. Actually I can but I probably won't.
3. I love dogs. I think I've only met 2 in my life that didn't like me. And no, it's not because I AM a dog. Besides, that was a long time ago. Its out of my system. I swear.
4. I love the Univ. of Florida Gators. If at some point I've been an incredibly obnoxious Gator fan to you (i.e. after the 2006 BBall Nat'l Championship) then I'm sorry. Y'know what, not really. Kiss my ass.
5. My film company- www.waltertainment.com . Get it?
6. I'm writing/directing 2 feature films- one in post, one in production. No, they are not porn. 2008 is my year. You'll be glad you knew me before I became an asshole. Too late! Dem's jus jokes, baby.
7. Yes, I actually know all of these models on my friend list and they are real friends so don't try to add me if you're selling porn. Yeah, that's great. Thanks for ignoring what I just said.
8. PLEASE, everyone just stop saying "I'm bringing sexy back." Its already old and not original to begin with.
9. I think I'm supposed to put something philosophical here like "I'm searching for truth" or "you never know what a broken heart is until its yours" or "you need to get to know the REAL me before you judge me blah blah blah" but I kind of reserve emotional intimacy for my films, personal conversations and people special to me. But I love reading how other people take themselves so incredibly seriously
on their myspace pages. "I found truth today blah blah blah." Lighten up, people!
10. I know my Myspace page sucks but I actually have a life.
11. I found truth today. Right by that missing white sock.
12. I don't really care how much money you have, how good looking you are or how tough you think you are. I'm over that. I'll judge you on how you treat me and treat others. In some way shape or form we all feel that way. Yes, I'm talking to you, you arrogant ass. Kill yourself. Ha!
13. I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME:
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that this new world is born." -Anais Niin
Damn. That's deep, huh?
14. You can fuck off now. Just kidding! Remember?


* Profile is up for my upcoming comedy feature film "Thrust" at www.myspace.com/thrustthemovie.com. Website is also under construction at www.thrustthemovie.com. I am the writer/director/producer. Please check it out and add as a friend.* I really believe in helping those that can't help themselves. For Charity opportunities please read the blog.

My Interests

guitar, writing songs, looking in people's windows while they read my myspace profile, Film, College football, Extreme sports, Partying, astronologomy, Drinking, arguing Keynesian v. Friedman economic theories, putting up casting calls for models on Craigslist and berating most of the applicant photos for wasting my time, M, W, TH: self denial, beating 95% of the population at Star Wars trivial pursuit, only old trilogy though (if you can beat me I'll bet you $1000 I can bench press more and run the 40 faster), I like figuring people out in 30 seconds...of touching, i enjoy hating on people that talk like they're an expert on something when they really only have a strong opinion based on limited knowledge. been getting into travel lately: once a year overseas and a bunch of long weekends in N. America....realizing I love it but too late.

I'd like to meet:

Santa Clause. I want to ask him what actor he thinks did the best job of portraying him in film and tv. By the way, I rarely check myspace and take a long time to return comments and messages. I'd rather you just email me at my regular email. I used to have my email address up here but the next day I got a billion spam. What the hell? Email me at [email protected]. That's my 5th email. I rarely check it but I'll get back to you eventually.Or better yet, call me. In these days of texting and myspace a phone call is like a hug. Isn't it? Maybe I just need to get out more. Thanks. Are you still reading? Does anybody ever really read these things? I'm sorry but I went to your profile and I didn't get this far down. Because I really don't care. Unless you're short and sweet. I love that. Like my mother. I meant short and sweet. Actually I love my mother too. I'm going to put the drugs down now. FLORIDA GATORS - 2007 "One Shining Moment" video from the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament (below)

Music:

my enemies gurgling their own blood...sounds like...victory, 80's power ballads, new jack swing, Movie scores, that soft vulnerable sigh a woman makes just after we make love and just before she asks for payment

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine, Team America, Office Space, Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones, Aliens, Terminator 1 & 2, Southpark the Movie, Chasing Amy, Swingers, Back to the Future, True Romance, George Lucas, Spielberg, Cameron, Zemeckis, Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Spike Jonze, Michel Gondry, Christopher Nolan is an up and comer. I ALWAYS DO MY BEST TO SUPPORT THE WORK OF MY FRIENDS. IT'S IMPORTANT.

Television:

The Office, Southpark, Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Entourage, Nip/Tuck, Project Greenlight, ESPN College Game Day, NFL Match Up, Anything with the Gators on it. I like sordid, politically-incorrect humor. Sitcoms are too broad and not funny. Challenge me, dammit. Show some balls. I love History Channel shit. I love shows about the apocalypse and the anti-christ, I don't know why. Maybe because, it is ME!

Books:

Art of War, How to Win Friends and Influence People, How to Spy on People That Read Myspace With Special Software Known Only To Me mwahahahaha, mwahahahaha. I haven't read the Bible since Catholic school but y'know what's really interesting is that History Channel show where they talk about how they decided what's going to be included in the Bible. I believe in God and all that but it really makes you think. Who the heck were these guys? And they all had competing agendas for picking what goes in the Bible! So basically a bunch of political savvy religious scholars decided what was to be considered the word of God. Just sounds fishy to me. Or does it smell fishy? What sound do fish make? "Bloop bloop?" If fish could talk what would they say..."oh my gawd! Get this fucking hook out of my mouth!!!!"

Heroes:

Parents, Brothers, Nephews, Best Friend who survived 8 gunshot wounds, Friends, People that treat people they don't need with respect and warmth, People who don't try to be a "type," they just try to be better.

My Blog

WELCOME TO THE YEAR OF THE GATOR

Gators are men's NCAA national basketball champs...AGAIN!!!!And now, the Gators have the number 1 ranked basketball recruiting class of 2007!!! Florida Gators 2006, 2007 National Champs Men's Basketba...
Posted by Waltergator on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:30:00 PST

FLORIDA GATORS 2006 Football National Champs!

* FLORIDA GATORS 2006 Football National Champs! OSU easily by 2 touchdowns. 10 reasons why the Buckeyes will crush the Gators. Florida shouldn't be in the title game.... 41-14 And it wasn't that cl...
Posted by Waltergator on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST

ITS COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME WEEK!

I'm a huge Florida Gator fan and will be traveling to party in Phoenix, AZ at the game even though I don't have a ticket. I won't go crazy talking smack. I will just say that I think the Gators will w...
Posted by Waltergator on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Set goals and put them in front of your desk or on your door as you walk out of the house or better yet, give yourself deadlines and put them in your calendar. Even if you don't accomplish all of them...
Posted by Waltergator on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST

Gators in Nat'l Champ. game, bitchez!

* Florida Gators in the football national championship, baby! I know all you haters are gonna say OSU will whup our ass. So is that like how USC was supposed to whup UCLA? Or wait, you're so smart you...
Posted by Waltergator on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST

Charity Volunteering Opportunities

CHARITY VOLUNTEERING OPPPORTUNITIES- We all should give back, especially to those who can't help themselves. These are some worthy programs I'm involved in and support.1. Wooten Center For Kids- after...
Posted by Waltergator on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

13 EXTREMELY IMPORT THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW

1. First off, if you know me then you'll know that in real life I'm a decent guy(I hope) but in cyberspace I'm pretty a sarcastic, obnoxious class clown. Not that I care what you think. Joke! Ha, you ...
Posted by Waltergator on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:18:00 PST

Gators Nat'l Champs. Don't add me for marketing purposes.

Florida GAtors. National Men's Bball Champs!!! Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! This is not a Florida Gator fan site. This is the site of Walter B., entertainment attorney and filmmaker in L.A. and proud a...
Posted by Waltergator on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:31:00 PST

Things I notice about Myspace

What exactly is the conversion ratio on the whole "hey girl, thanks for the add, you look good, lets meet up" thing? I've never really had a problem since I'm a fairly large shareholder in Ebay. Gotta...
Posted by Waltergator on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:51:00 PST

Florida Gator Championship videos

Highlights from the gamewww.youtube.com/watch?v=xXErVJa0tRk CBS's One Shining Moment montagewww.youtube.com/watch?v=WAtX7PuNjpg A UF fan montage (featuring Billy's pregame speech)www.youtube.com/watch...
Posted by Waltergator on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:26:00 PST