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Dr. Dutch : The Blunt Gynocologist

Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see

About Me

Ezikiel 25:17 - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
A Little Bit Of Everything
THE BASICS
Name:: Batman
Any nicknames?: Chief
Birthdate:: the day i was born
Birthplace:: baltimore
Current location:: my house
Eye color:: blue
Contacts/glasses?: no
Hair color:: bronw
Natural hair color:: brown
Righty or lefty:: righty
DO YOU???
Smoke?: no ciggarettes
Cuss?: yea
Sing?: not particualry
Have a crush?: no
Believe in love?: no
Go to college?: not yet
Want to get married?: yea
Want to have kids?: maybe
Believe in yourself?: yea
Think you're attractive?: yea
Think you're a health nut?: no
Like thunderstorms?: y not
Play an instrument?: used 2
Have a job?: yea
Like your job?: idk yet
Think you're trustworthy?: yea
Think you're funny?: yea
Wash your hands frequently?: no
Brush your teeth often?: yea
EVER?
Been drunk or extremely intoxicated?: of course
Broken the law?: of course
Been arrested?: no
Got beaten up?: yea
Had your heart broken?: no
Been in love?: never
Been out of the country?: no
CAN YOU?
Write with both hands?: no
Whistle?: no
Snap?: yea
Blow a bubble?: yea
Cross your eyes?: tea
Touch your tongue to your nose?: almost
Dance?: yea
Speak another language?: no
Cook anything?: yea
Stay up an entire night without sleep?: yea
NUMBERS
Piercings:: 0
Tattoos:: 0
Scars:: around 8
CDs I own:: alot
People I could trust with my secrets:: 3
People I could trust with my life:: 2
Things in my past I regret?: 1
FINISH THE LINE
If I were a...: douche bag that would suck
I wish...: smart chicks were every where
I am...: bored
My heart is...: beating
Most people don't know that...: i read books
GENERAL LIKES/DISLIKES
Likes:: Smart Chicks
Dislikes:: Sluts & Whores
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My Interests

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Movie Time!!!
Name 5 of your Favourite movies
::: The Departed
::: Shaun of The Dead
::: Goodfellas
::: The Boondock Saints
::: Die Hard
Main Charatcers
Who is the leading lady in #1?::: There is none
Who is the bad guy in #2::: Zombies
Who is the leading guy in #3::: Ray Liotta
In #4, does the main character have a sidekick?::: his brother
Are there any significant animals in #5?::: no
Where's it at?::
Is #1 set in America?: yea
Which movie, if any, is set in europe?: Shaun of the dead
Are there mountains in #3?::: no
Is #4 set in a strange land?::: no
Where is #5 set?::: Nakatomi Plaza
The Plot Thickens...
Is there kissing in #1?::: i dotn think so
Do any of the movies have violence?::: yes
Does anyone die in movie#3?::: oh yea
If so, who and how?::: so amny people so many ways
Is there a natural disaster in #4?::: no
Random time!
Is Johnny Depp in any of the movies?::: no
Why is #1 the first on wyou thought of?::: its perfect
Are you attracted to the main guy/girl of #2?::: no
When did you first see #5?::: a long ass time ago
Have you ever made out during any of these movies?: no
Have the main characters of #2 and #5 ever worked together?::: no
What is the actors name who stars in #1?::: Matt Damon, Leonardo Dicaprio, Jack Nicholoson
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I'd like to meet:

John Carpenter, Al Pacino, George Romero, Quinten Tarintino, Bruce Campbell, Martin Scorsese

Music:

* Eazy- E * Bun-B * Young Jeezy * Juelz * Lil Wayne * J.R Writer * Nelly * Lil Scrappy * Ice Cube * Chrome * Lil Wyte * Three 6 Mafia * Project Pat * Warren G * Nate Dogg * Daz Dillinger * Snoop * Crime Mob * Mobb Deep * Method Man * Redman * The Lox * Chamillionaire * Yukmouth * The Game * Young Bloodz * Young Gunz * Akon * Paul Wall * Maino * One Way Family * Pitbull * Busta Rhymes * Hell Rell * Jim Jones * Cassidy * Lil Flip * Royce * Ludacris * Canibus * Pharoe Monch * Play N Skillz * FamLay * Dem Franchise Boyz * Yung Joc * Frankie Krutches * Serious Jones * Papoose * Glasses Malone * 40. Cal * Jae Millz * Jadakiss * Jibbs * Rich Boy * Rick Ross * Bossman * Mims * Green Gang *!!G-uNOT!!

Movies:

Shaun Of The Dead, X-Files Fight the Future, Paid In Full, Pulp Fiction, The Boondock Saints, Friday, Doom, The Goodfellas, Casino, The Godfather Saga, Super Troopers, Anchorman, Euro Trip, Old School, Batman Begins, Mr. & Ms. Smith, The Wedding Crashers, Rounders, Fight Club, Resivoir Dogs, Bad Boys, Knock Around Guys, Boiler Room, The Dirty Dozen, Club Dread, The Great Escape, All The James Bond Movies, Batman, Batman Returns, Kung Fu Hustle, How High, Half Baked, Die Hard, Die Hard with a Vengance, Die Hard 2 : Die Harder, Blade II, The House of Flying Daggers, Crash, Waiting, Office Space, Stalag 17, V is For Vendetta, Taladega Nights The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby, Serpico, Carlito's Way, Rio Lobo, George Romero's Land Of The Dead, Menace II Society, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Last Man on Earth, Honky Tonk, A Bronx Tale, Secret Window, IT, Last Man Standing, Dawn Of The Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Donnie Brasco, Childern Of The Corn, Hero, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw, Saw II, San Quentin, Evil Dead, The Army Of Darkness, Crank, Lucky Number Slevin, The Departed, Posideon, Harsh Times, Dead Silence, Alpha Dog, Spider Man 3, 300, TMNT, 28 Weeks Later, Pirates, Ocean's 13, In Too Deep, 28 Days Later, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Cop III, Escape From L.A, St. Valentine's Day Massacre, Clock Work Orange, The Last House on The Left, Pshyco, Any Given Sunday, Varsity Blues, The Tingler, The Thomas Crown Affair, Open Water, L.A Confidential, LOTR Trilogy, Made, Escaoe From New York, Escape From L.A, Snatch, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Bowling For Columbine, Chuck & Larry, Superbad, Smoking Aces, Payback

Television:

X-Files & Seinfeld & The Wire & Weeds & Family Guy & Dexter & The Sopranos & The Shield & Burn Notice & Californication & Monk & Pysch & Scrubs

Books:

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe - Fraust ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none - MacBeth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose - V ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Heroes:

Silver Surfer, Blade, Human Torch, Ice Man, Pyro, Wolverine, Gambit, Storm, Ghost Rider, Dare Devil, Batman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Captain America, General Fury, Deadpool, Doctor Strange, Storm, Thor, Arc Angel, The Punisher,

My Blog

Whats Beef?

Hey look its Crisco I'm here, been here stayin here I see ur bitch ass runninyou gonna talk shit to Cheef, I'ma take yo shit you dont know what ur doin out here everyone knows you aint got s...
Posted by Honey Green Chris on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:42:00 PST

Crack Shit

Fuck a stick up boy I'll stick up a stick up boy, ya boy think he huslte the block i huslte the whole city, i put the whole city on wit rock, lil ones tryin to rock climb through the snow, my throne i...
Posted by Honey Green Chris on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 06:56:00 PST