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Who we are huh? Well, we are two amazingly creative, mildly f*@#ed up individuals, who have decided that life would be much more interesting if we were to settle into a permanent union together. Thus far we have not been disappointed.I am a kick ass mommy, a June Cleaver meets Siouxsie Sioux fantastical wife, a very loyal friend, an awesome sibling and daughter, not to mention the coolest Aunt of all time and an all around nifty chick. My style, sense of humor and self, musical interests and taste in film and entertainment are, I guess you would have to say unusual or maybe departing from a recognized, conventional, or established norm or pattern would sum it up better.To sound cliche, I consider myself incredibly lucky to have the family that I have, my husband, whose attributes are many the best being that he loves me, he really loves me (also that he looks hot as hell in a tight t-shirt and sk8r jeans), my beautiful, beautiful children, Ian, McKenna and Dommy, my unofficial children Princess Maddie and Joey, my gorgeous niece Alyssa, my extraordinary siblings Gretchen and Rachel, including my Michelle who all try their best to keep me sane, my wonderful mom and dad who have given me more than they should have to, my Bubba who was instrumental in making me who I am, the irreplaceable people that are my friends, my home, my health (not including mental)and my super dog whom I would be lost without. My people who make me smile... Leland my favorite handy man and model for perfect husband (almost...that whole Nascar thing...), my Hoob for comic relief, good sense and undying friendship, my fabulous brother-in-law Joel who takes care of my Ray Ray, "Ma" who keeps my feet toasty warm and shares with me my best girl, Dewey for being Dewey and loving me regardless, my buddy T who thinks I'm funny. Honorable Mentions: The Coca Cola Co for their caramel colored liquid of the gods, Columbia for their coffee beans, Hugh Laurie for his amazing portrayal of House that keeps my left cerebral hemisphere sharp, John Lydon for the Sex Pistols, Zahi Hawass for his Egyptian wonderfulness, not Stan-ree, Photoshop for the hours of entertainment, Mexico for tequila, Old Navy for making my butt look good in jeans,Prozac for all it's pharmaceutical goodness and many many more that will come to me in the middle of the night I'm sure.I'm going to let Michael express himself on his Rockstar page...(don't hold your breath waiting for that update)


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Observations about socks

I used to think grippy baby socks, you know the ones with the little rubber doo dads on the bottom, were the shit.   They were fab with the first two...UNTIL Demonic Dominic.  They turn his ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:13:00 GMT

Match my ass

Oh for shit sake.  Has anyone else paid even the slightest bit of attention to the stupid adds for Match.com where some dopey broad is TRYING to act like she just happened to notice someone is tr...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:17:00 GMT

Holy Fn Shit Balls(not for the kiddies)

I am not a blogger per say, but I need an outlet before I implode.  Out of all the crazy a**, mother f%&@ing, sh*t face, a**holes in this world, you know the murders, rapists, molesters, thie...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:17:00 GMT

Things you find out when you have sons...

1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3. A 3-year old...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:09:00 GMT

The Over 30 Crowd

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears withtheir tedious diatribes about how hard things werewhen they were growing up; what with walkingtwenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:33:00 GMT