I would like to meet anyone who actually bothers to read my profile! I would also like to meet any single woman who is willing to wait until at least the second email to send me pictures of herself undressing.So in the highly unlikely event that you don't want to make my rooster crow a little bit louder, please send me an email and, if you seem sufficiently genuine and interesting, I'll invite you in to have a look at my creepy photos and read some of my psychotic rants. Now, to all you frisky young ladies out there, *this* is how to tease.