Ey Yo, dis ere be CripDog The Cat! I am the funkiest cat around and best believe it be my birthright to bring the noize. Why am I here? Oh, basically to rock this nonsense to the ground. Rock it down, pick up the pieces, re-assemble them, and frickin rock it down again. Not convinced? Press play. Oh, that's right. Myspace did that for you when you lucked upon my page.
I get bored easy. That's why my beats and licks bring the variety to this nonsense. Who wants the same old play? Not dis hombre. Funk, Jungle, Techno, House; shiz, that just be a flavoring of the noize me and my team be bringin to dis nonsense.
I'll talk about my team in a bit. I'm frickin tired as a mofo, best believe. It takes a frickin scientist to put these ere myspace pages together so you best recognize it. Peace be with you, I'ma be back on it soon
