my wife amber, my pug shoji, my pit bull gigi, business, philosophy, science, animals, mathematics, memetics, emergence, complexity, chaos, movies, music, gaming, my 350z, the occult, electroclash, cyberpunk, anything that can keep my attention for more than 30 seconds ...
shoji is pathetic!!
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I'd like to meet:
IN GENERAL: animal/dog lovers and their pets, philosophically minded people, any of my ancestors, those with an ethical business philosophy, various agnostos theos, anyone who has had an out of body experience ... and anyone who knows obaka shoji
MORE IN PARTICULAR ... just about anybody i might imagine myself to be during a delusional psychotic episode: nietzsche, ian curtis, sid vicious, howard phillip lovecraft, austin osman spare, napoleon bonaparte, napoleon dynamite, buddha, vercingetorix, a real pict, aleister crowley, gandhi, alexander the great, conan and his creator robert e. howard, and on and on and on ...
andddd .... paul laffoley ... if you don't know who he is he's the guy who created this ...
seems like a nut ... i bet we'd get along well.
Music:
shoji noodle and the p-fumblit all stars
Movies:
not sure how to classify my movie tastes so here is a long winded list of my dvd's:
21 grams (depressing)
about schmidt (an actuary lol)
a.i. (2000 years later ... long ending)
akira (classic cyberpunk)
aliens (ultraviolent)
altered states (beyond psychadelic)
amelie (the roaming gnome's first movie lol)
american psycho (this would be me at my best/worst)
army of darkness (sally forth)
astro zombies (also a misfits song)
batman (a classic)
batman begins (best comic book movie yet, well tied with sin city at least)
beast cops (awesome j-spec toyota supra)
being john malkovitch (malkovitch malkovitch)
blade series (techno, martial arts, vampires, the only thing missing is aliens ... maybe that will be in part 4)
braveheart (freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom)
the butterfly effect (full of holes like most time travel movies)
cabin fever (skull head chic ... hot/yuck!)
the chinese connection (classic)
conan the barbarian (and now he's the governor)
constantine (sticking your feet in water and staring in a cat's eyes doesn't work ... trust me)
cowboy bebop the movie (jazz, mystery, and kicking ass)
cradle of fear (not for the feint of heart)
creepshow (i got my cake)
crouching tiger hidden dragon (watch it with the isolated score)
cronos (weird vampire flick)
dark city (fell asleep in the movie theatre so i bought the dvd, fell asleep during the dvd ... good movie from what i saw though!)
the dark crystal (the power and the source ... the crystal (meth))
dawn of the dead (classic gore)
day of the dead (remake)
dead alive (zombie baby ... when i first saw this i would never have guessed he'd make lotr and king kong)
the devil's own (have i even watched this?)
dog soldiers (best werewolf movie since american werewolf in london)
eddie izzard dress to kill (he's a f*ckin' donut)
elf (feh)
eternal blood (larp flick in the tradition of mazes and monsters ... remember that movie!!)
the evil dead (i've seen this at least like 200 times and i haven't watched it in years!)
evil dead 2 (see evil dead 1 comment)
evil dead trap (ouch)
evil dead trap 2 (haven't watched it yet)
the exorcist the version you've never seen (lick me ... lick me!)
the eye (see dark city comment)
family guy (all 3 box sets and stewie griffin the untold story)
fahrenheit 9/11 (fat propogandist ... but generally interesting)
felix the cat (classic)
freddy vs jason (rooting for jason all the way)
fritz the cat (sucks ... literally)
fudoh the new generation (teenage yakuza)
from hell (make sure you read the graphic novel too)
garden state (pleasantly surprised)
ghost in the shell (modern classic)
ghost in the shell 2 (saw it by myself in houston at the anjelica while on a business trip ... had to buy it)
ghosts of mars (argh tok nah flarg bah!!)
gladiator (fightin' round the world)
hakaider (live action anime cos play film)
hellboy(cthulhu fthargin)
hellraiser (all of them except part 3 ... yes even hellworld)
the howling (what the hell is that at the end a frickin wereshihtzu?)
the incredibles (incredible)
indiana jones box set (no comment necessary)
irreversible (i wish it was ... it cost me 10 bucks)
jackass the movie (watch where you park your car)
the james bond story (but i don't own any of the movies because they're on tbs like once a week)
kalifornia (violent)
killer klowns from outer space (a lot funnier when you're 15)
lady death (duh)
the last samurai (see, we don't know the history of japan ... but tom cruise does ... what a chump)
legend (with the original score because tangerine dream sucks)
the life aquatic with steve zissou (i bought the soundtrack too)
looney tunes spotlight collection 2 (because they're never on tv anymore)
lord of illusions (magick)
lotr (all 3 special editions, and the prequil, not the hobbit ... dead alive)
the magnificent seven (seven samurai western)
march of the penguins (yeah!)
memento (i forgot what happens in that movie)
metropolis (cool looking but lame)
moon over tao (tokyo shock)
nepoleon dynamite (impeach pedro)
ninja resurrection (ninja's rock)
ninja scroll (see previous comment)
the ninth gate (how do i get his job?)
office space (stapler)
phantasm (alien midgets and a tall man)
pie (what can i say, i have a math degree and i'm interested in the occult ... and btw madonna and the rest of those idiots don't know sh|t about kaballah)
pingu introducing pingu (did i just admit that!?)
pingu meet pingu (oh crap did i just admit that too??!!)
pitch black (the earlier, better riddick movie)
predator (the governator)
predator 2 (captain kid)
ran (japanese shakespear ... how the hell do you spell shakespear??)
re-animator (cthulhu phthargin ... did i already use that comment?)
reefer madness (classic propaganda flick)
residnet evil (red queen)
the return of the living dead (what can i say i was a punk in the 80's ... oh yeah and if you know who dan o'bannon is you rock! ... oh yeah and if you know who linnea quigley is you really rock!)
the ring (much better than ringu ... proceed with flames)
rudolph the red nosed reindeer (bumble)
the rules of attraction ("rock and roll")
the run (came with my 350z and i bet you don't have it ... geez i'm cool)
running time (bruce campbell should stick to evil dead films)
session 9 (holy crap ... what a surprise ... this is a really good movie)
seven (se7en)
sex and the city first season (not mine i swear)
shark tale (i learned how to dance by watching the extras)
shogun's ninja (ninja skills)
showdown in little tokyo (samurai battle in j-town)
shreck2 (almost as good as the 4d ride at universal studios)
sin city (10 out of 10)
spaceballs (ludicrous speed)
spawn 2 (animated and much better than the live action movie)
spiderman 2 (doc oc)
starship troopers (don't watch part 2 ... it sucks!)
hmmm what goes in this blank spot??? who has one of my movies dammit!
star wars episode 2 (less jar jar, more jedi)
star wars 3 (george lucas has redeemed himself!)
star wars box set (original 3 ... i saw a new hope 13 times in theatre ... that's how old i am!)
stigmata (gnosticism ... look it up)
superman vol 2 (b&w cartoons)
terminator 3 (smash!)
thx 1138 (we are 138, we are 138 ... if you get that reference you rock)
ironman (what the hell?)
ironman 2 (what the hell again??)
tom & jerry (b&w cartoons but where the heck is the cat and mouse?)
total recall (too much to say)
totoro (catbus)
troy (cool fighting style)
two brothers (beautiful film)
the undertaker and his pals (i originally bought this because when i was in my teens i had a misfits bootleg called this ... this is some obscure stuff ... and good too!)
the unnamable 2 (cthulhu phthargn)
what the bleep do we know!? (blah blah blah bleep)
where the wild things are (ahhhh!!! don't watch "in the night kitchen")
wolves of wall street (predatory investors)
y tu mama tambien (depressing)
a bunch of yoga dvd's i never use
zeiram 2 (have i watched this?)
... oh man if you read this whole thing you're more bored than i!!
Television:
nip tuck, lost, family guy, american dad, new battlestar galactica, national geographic, discovery, cartoon network, ultimate fighter
Books:
CURRENTLY READING: BATTLE ROYALE
Maybe next I'll read Casino Royale?
And I like books by these guys a lot:
Heroes:
be yourself. there are qualities that are admirable in most people but there is rarely anyone worthy of the title "hero" and i can't think of any real person worthy of hero *worship*. that said those that i admire also tend to be my best friends. this includes my parents, sister, mother in law, wife's brothers, and my dogs. my wife is my one true hero. she has saved me time and again. not from airplane crashes and burning buildings but from something far more destructive ... myself!
