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MUYBENNO, MD

Welcome to New York. F@ck you! How's that

About Me

Everyone else loves me. You should consider it, too. I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with....
PROTECT YOURSELF AGAINST MYSPACE PHISHING! .. THE NEW BABY!!!!!!! Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail. cartoon layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
HotFreeLayoutsWORDS TO THE WISE::::: If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast..........When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy... If I look familiar to you, it may be due ot my resemblance to the actor from the Kibble's and Bits commercials. Don't be emarassed, people make that mistake all the time. But if that makes me your type, then wonderful. Well, what can I say about myself that hasn't already been said about Ireland? I'm not that hot, I drink, and you can't really understand a word I say. I'm your averagae run-of-the-mill mix between Bon Jovi and Bambi. Not as much of an whore as Bambi, though. Brief life story for you: The serious type: I used to work on an ambulance in Santa Monica, Carson, Long Beach, and Carson, I used to work as a ski patroller in Big Bear, and I used to teach some piano to some little kids. Then I lived in Spain for a bit and came back to LA to become a Private Investigator (the best) for a year. And the logical progression from that is? Head and neck surgery--where I enjoy my life now! Residency is like wheat grass. Good for you, but taste like utter crap and it makes you burp wheat grass all day. Is that true, you ask? Maybe. What else would you like to know? I have beautiful handwriting (as you can see--it looks like typing), I was born in San Jose and I was reared in the City of Angels. Happy childhood I'd say. I never really got out of it, though. I like people that can quote Shakespear, like me-- "Thou art tis thy." That's my favorite quote. Moved to Hell's Kitchen in NYC and lovin it!!!!I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream. But they don't know I'm using blanks.

My Interests

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis... MARRIED WITH CHILDREN FOUNTAIN Just Another EXLithuanian River Dancing. My ass LOVES to party. 1/2 my liver is missing now, though, so if you have some to spare, just give me a ring. I love skiing, too. I go boating at least once a week during the summers, water skiing, and I ski in the mountains about once a week in the winters. I've got a major need for speed! Huge! love to race. can't do that much anymore though. I also love to experiment with cooking and making drinks. i'm not too shabby at it. Oh, and I"m interested in lady friends, too.Doesn't get any better than COSMO! .. ..

I'd like to meet:

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. .. BRASILIAN MISSIONARIES TRYING TO RECRUIT ME .. .. Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend...So I was in the hospital and a kid asked me where rain comes from and I thought a cute thing to tell him was "God is crying." And if when he asked why God was crying, another cute thing I thought of to tell him was "Probably because of something you did." ..If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. FAMILY, PLEASE SIT WHILE I PUSH

Music:

Everything! even some country. Mainly rock and house, though. Hoobastanky is a recent favorite, but count me in for all that Euro shit, too. Hippity hop isn't bad either. I'm really down for some romanian folk music, though. THAT'S ME HAULIN ASS AT CAL SPEEDWAY.. COPACABANA new year's 2007 ..

Movies:

SPACEBALLS! Tombstone, Old School, Dumb & Dumber, Very Bad Things, Debbie does Mars, Rules of Attraction....... BLACKZILLA!!!!!!!<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/muybenno/boat etcc.jpg" alt="flying on water" height="210" width="280><img

Television:

Ali G! Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck..... ..

Books:

Books? We have TV, now! No more books. (Like water for chocolate, stupid white men, exodus, east of eden...) </img

Heroes:

Ben and Jerry and the Trojan Man... Children need encouragement.

My Blog

Check out this event: Biggest Weekend Ever

ITINERARY:Friday Night - All night house party with me on stripper poleSaturday day: BBQ and beach and some boatSaturday night: Party bus from house to the IVY then party bus back to the house for a...
Posted by MUYBENNO, MD on Thu, 15 May 2008 05:50:00 PST

The Zilla

Please, if you have any love for this world at all, send a friend request for our new profile. It's just getting started, but with your help I think we can make the world a better place! A better plac...
Posted by MUYBENNO, MD on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:15:00 PST

What to do

How the hell do you customize this shit
Posted by MUYBENNO, MD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST