The CAVERNS OF DOOM!! |
It wove its way through the narrow passage, passed the sentries and all those of the force out to get it. Forcing its way through a particularly viscous area, it thrust its four legs deep into its ta...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 20:38:00 GMT |
Confronting my daemons. |
As you know, El Bastardo Grande is quite the hero. I haved saved small dogs and children from oblivion, I have saved the entire earth from annihalation from the evil forces of outer space but every h...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Mar 2005 22:19:00 GMT |
Being a hero requires lots of naps. |
As soon as I woke up today I saved the world. I then decided that breakfast was teh best way to follow up on the whole world saving so I punched out a tiger and ate a whole antelope by myself. After...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 17:56:00 GMT |
Corporations. |
So I go into work today for the first time since my vacation started on 31/12/04 with the blue hair. My supervisor proceeds to pull me in the office and tell me that the hair has to go, that it isn't...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jan 2005 13:01:00 GMT |
The new year and what it means.... |
Shit.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jan 2005 20:34:00 GMT |
The state of my pants. Today. |
Writing is an addiction.
Posted by on Fri, 26 Nov 2004 19:14:00 GMT |
The state of popular culture today. |
Add at the top of MySpace page:
"Fashion meets function"
Feature-loaded, diamond and quilt cell phone. Yours FREE*
And it is pink.
.
.
Oh my fuck.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:20:00 GMT |
Blog is a stupid word. |
As the heading above states, Blog is a stupid word. Who the hell though that "blog" sounded cool anyway. Blog sounds like a description of a smell or the spray of blood that exits the back of the he...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Nov 2004 17:52:00 GMT |
Ode to the dumbass |
Oh dumbass,
How much happier life must be for one such as you.
To glide through life with nary a thought to mar ones grey matter.
Nary a synapse to confuse and frighten.
Oh dumbass,
You are env...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Nov 2004 18:24:00 GMT |
Microwave popcorn sucks. |
I hate being sick and I hate shitting my pants. DAMN YOU ORVILLE REDENBACHER, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!
Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 22:16:00 GMT |
