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I don't know how to put this, but, I'm kind of a big deal, people know me. I'm very important, I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mohogany. People call me the potts man, I am the stylish one of the group. I know what your asking yourself and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis, it's call the octagon. But, I also nicknamed my testies. My left one James Westfield and the right one is Dr. Keneth Noisewater. If you ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang. I wear Sex Panther by Odion. It's made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good. Experts say that 60% of the time, it works every time. It is quite pungent, and it stings the nostrils. I am all about having fun, you know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someones kitchen, maybe go to Sea World and take my pants off. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat icecream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. I love poetry and a glass of scotch. Yeah, I stole all that from "Anchorman". Sorry.