Hello my fellow Americans. I'm George W. Bush and I am your president. Well, I grew up in Texas and I smoke weed. There's not much else to life that taking some hits and chasing some terrorists. I get to fly around the word and sample some of the most exotic shit your mom has never even heard of. Speaking of your mom, I would like to bang her. Laura's too busy now with all the press and shit so i never get pussy anymore. Fucking bitch... all i want is a good blow job and some titty-fucking action. Anyways, do you're country a favor and add me bitches. Oh yeah, and fuck the homeless, homos and towel heads who blew up my people.I want to thank Chuckles for getting me this shit.Your's truly(to all the hot mamas out there),President George W. Bush
