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Le Traiteur Roe

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About Me

DICLAIMER: DO NOT PUT LAME BLINKY COMMENTS ON MY PAGE THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "HAPPY THURSDAY" BECAUSE THEY WILL BE DELETED...AND SO WILL YOU!
"O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console; to be understood as to understand; to be loved as to love. For it is in giving that we receive; it is in pardoning that we are pardoned; and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life."
Hey, My name is Candi
People call me Candi Girl, Epi Thumb, Shithouse, Stttttoner, Freak Machine, Boozer, or CandiLand... but unless you're one of my friends... don't even consider it!!
My favorite actors are Mark Wahlberg, Michael Muhney, Chris Evans and Donnie Wahlberg.
KU RUGBY... no sport is hotter!
I'm pretty much obsessed with Prison Break, Lost, Veronica Mars, NCIS, and Psych.
I was deployed for 18 months in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom, but returned SAFELY in June 2006.
I have NO luck with boys... I just don't understand them.
I HATE WET SHOES!!!!
I have 7 tattoos... Kurt Halsey bats on both of my hips, an origami swan on my left wrist, a Kurt Halsey drawing called "cakes" on my right shoulder, a green star on my right wrist, the Japanese symbol for "friendship" on my left shoulder, and a Dashboard Confessional bird on my lower back that says "Dreamer of Things So Impossible" under it.
I wear a HUGE band-aid on my face to drill because I have my lip pierced... AND I LOVE IT!
I sleep on sandbags when I get too drunk to find my bed (not so fun)
I want save baby elephants, cause they're ADORABLE and FAT!
My Mom is the greatest... I don't know where I would be without her.
My favorite drink is called "The Channing" ...so make me one!
MICHAEL MUHNEY IS THE NICEST ACTOR EVER!
Wanna know more.... just ask ::)
THE DRESDEN DOLLS
"I Sought To Lose That Cloud That's Blacking Out The Sun"PAUL RUDD

My Interests

LIKES:

10.25.03, 80's teen dramas, alcohol, ama llama, anthrax, art, autumn, bats, big kitty, biting, black eyes, boston, bread, boys, carbs, carrabba's, cheese, coldstone, converse, d-block, dancing like a fool, drawing, drinking, driving, donuts, elephants, eyeliner, extensions, family, fiascopresents.com, fountains, friends, grape, horror movies, hugs, ink, jacq-a-lac, jeff voccola's class, jerymn, kicks, kisses, kurt halsey, lakeland high, lambs, large dogs, lip gloss, make-up, montdale dairy, movies, mr. z's in waverly, music, new jersey, night, obnoxiously large sunglasses, old people, photography, polka dots, rain, renny girl, rockin good tunes, rum and coke, sarcasm, scooby doo, shopping, skeletons, skulls, stripes, tater tots, tattoos, toms river, wishing wells, zombies,

DISLIKES:

army national guard, being touched while i sleep, clicky pens, clingy boys, closed minded people, clowns, clutter, confederate flags, couples who make out in front of me, dolls, feet, guns, homophobes, inconsiderate neighbors, ladders, lazy people, liars, loud stereos, mullets, mushrooms, people who TyPe LiiKe Di5, periods, pushy assholes, racists, rednecks, route 222, schkitty cat, seafood, spiders, stalkers, strawberries, stupid teenagers at concerts, tennessee, traffic, wet shoes

I'd like to meet:

Michael Muhney, Mark Wahlberg, Chris Evans, Donnie Wahlberg, Shane Taylor, Chris Carrabba, Paul Rudd, Matthew Settle, Jake Gyllenhaal, Wentworth Miller, Mark Harmon, Eric Szmanda, Pauley Perrette, Channing Tatum, Dominic Purcell, Rachel Bolan, Ian Watkins, James Roday, Marshall Allman, Sarah Waynes Callies, Jason Wiles, Chris Meloni, Tom Jane, Jason Lee, Sam Talbot, Matthew Fox, Vince Papale, Josh Holloway, Leonardo DiCaprio, The Dropkick Murphys, Damien Rice, John Nolan, Kurt Halsey

Music:

30 Seconds to Mars, 311, Aerosmith, Agent Orange, The Aggrolites, Alkaline Trio, Android Lust, Anti-Flag, Augustana, Avenged Sevenfold, Beach Boys, The Beatles, Ben Lee, Bob Marley, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Bullet For My Valentine, CCR, Chiodos, Chris Cornell, The Church, The Cure, Damien Rice, The Dandy Warhols, Dashboard Confessional, DMX, Dreadnut, Dresden Dolls, DriveShaft, Dropkick Murphys, Duran Duran, Echo & The Bunnymen, The Exploited, Flogging Molly, The Friendly Indians, Goldfinger, Goldfrapp, Gym Class Heroes, Iggy Pop, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Izzy Stradlin and the JuJu Hounds, Jim Carroll, Joey McIntyre, Johnny Thunders, Jordan Knight, Journey, Justin Timberlake, Kings of Leon, Lostprophets, Ludacris, Mariah Carey, Marilyn Manson, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Mike Doughty, Misfits, Naughty By Nature, New Found Glory, New Kids On The Block, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, NOFX, The Perishers, Petey Pablo, Prince Ital Joe, Prunella Scales, Public Enemy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rocco DeLuca, Senses Fail, Skid Row, Snow Patrol, Social Distortion, Steel Dragon, Straylight Run, Sublime, Taking Back Sunday, Tom Waits, UnderOath, The Used, The Verve Pipe, VibeLine, The Wallflowers

Movies:

Bad Generation Copy, Knocked Up, Three Kings, Sid and Nancy, The Departed, Evil Dead, American History X, Fight Club, The Fly, Love 101, Shooter, Night Of The Living Dead, Clueless, Step Up, Titanic, The Believer, The Sandlot, Kung Fu Hustle, Boondock Saints, Zoolander, Anchorman, Spinal Tap, Alpha Dog, Mallrats, Fear, Office Space, Dead Poet's Society, Empire Records, Dazed and Confused, We Are Marshall, Summer School, The Punisher, The Basketball Diaries, The Italian Job, SLC Punk, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Four Brothers, The Prestige, I Heart Huckabees, Detroit Rock City, Against The Wall: Quality Of Life, True Vinyl, City By The Sea, Object Of My Affection

Television:

Boomtown, Prison Break, Entourage, NCIS, Bones, Lost, Veronica Mars, Psych, Saved, Third Watch, CSI, Sports Night, Popular, Over There, Six Feet Under, I Love The 80's, Band Of Brothers, America's Next Top Model, Rock Of Love

Books:

She's Come Undone, The Notebook, And I Don't Want To Live This Life, Walk This Way, Animal Farm, A Time To Kill

Heroes:

Eugene Wagner, Castor Cruz, Winifred Cruz, Justin Cruz, Rocky Cruz, James Korczakowski, Frederick A Carlson IV, Lenny Burgess, Sheriff Don Lamb, Duddits, Michael Scofield, Sara Tancredi, Johnny Storm, Eugene "Doc" Roe, C. Carwood Lipton, Abby Sciuto, Leroy Jethro Gibbs

My Blog

"Familiar Paths"

Pull closed the shades of your eyes. Stop the flood of tears from cascading down the cliffs of your face. Every angle soggy and salty from the trails before. This is getting all too familiar... and a ...
Posted by Le Traiteur Roe on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:18:00 PST

"Dirty Little Secret"

Beautiful Stranger, how quickly you have stolen my heart. A true robber, and magician of sorts. With all your smoke and mirror tricks, I have fallen for you.  Stumbling in the haze that surrounds...
Posted by Le Traiteur Roe on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:35:00 PST

"The Unfit Pieces"

It's been months now since I've heard it. That all to familiar combination of flashing lights and sirens. "Big Brother" calling out to us that our world may be ending. The air is calm and quiet now. L...
Posted by Le Traiteur Roe on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 11:16:00 PST