Lesa

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Well I am patient and understanding...I kind of have to be... I accidently mixed up my birth contol pills with my valium. So I have 14 kids but… I don't give a shit!! Now I just need to find a guy that will babysit all my kids,fix the flat tires on my house so it won't tip over while I go out and spend all of his money.Hey it's not so bad,you can take me out drinkin' like one of the guys and at midnight I turn into a roast beef sandwich and a six pak of beer…the economy date!! You gotta love that,right???? Uuuuuh,sorry,I get on a roll and go right into the ditch. This usually happens when i get bored and am left to entertain myself..This almost always means some sort of trouble,bordom and I don't play well with others!..So let's just stay on the road and get it doneI'll try to make this quick and painless for you( but we both know that ship has already sailed) .....Apparently(or so i'm told).I am a smart-ass. I love to laugh at others...I mean make others laugh.....yeah...that's it.I like to play pool (and no i'm not a shark)and go out with friends...at least the ones that will still be seen with me,lol.They have pretty much accepted the fact that at any given moment something crazy will find it's way out of my mouth,probably to a stranger in a public place with too many innocent people within earshot!!The shock has worn off so they just wait to see what the next train-wreck will sound like.Unfortunately i have no way of warning anyone because most of the time i don't even know myself.I think i have some form of Terretts,or maybe it's just rectal cranial inversion...we'll never know,lmao.I appear to be out of control at times! There's not a joke I won't tell .And i'm too offensive to get offended over too many things but it can be done.I do know when to act like a lady .(and when not to, ;-) .I swear too much(but hey i'm workin on that,sometimes it takes a lil profanity to really get the point across) ..I'm honest,compassionate and I'll show you the same respect you show me,it's that simple.I believe in karma (sometimes i think it's the one thing that keeps my azz in line) However unfortunate at times, what's on my mind usually falls out of my lips.I'd like to say i have some tact,but it depends on what it is and how passionate i am about it.I've learned that the biggest troublemaker i know watches me from the mirror every morning lol.My eyes give away everything,happy,sad,pissed...can't hide a thing(man i'm goin' to have to wear sun glasses more often).They change colors also,Usually they are brown,when i cry they turn green,When i'm mad they turn almost black(it's the only time you can see the indian in me)It's mood eyes. I always talk to strangers and almost always have fun where ever i go(i dunno about anyone else,lol but hey,as long as i'm entertained ;-).I have one brother that lives in Spokane and two sisters,my sister Windy lives here in Tacoma and my sister Lauri,(R.I.P.)sadly was murdered by her bf.I miss her more everyday.The world just isn't the same without her. I love meeting people and i get along with most people.I don't want or need to be with someone 24/7,alone time is good,in fact i HAVE to have it(i need time to hide the bodies,hehehe)I am easy to talk to, honest,thoughtful passionate,and i have never been accused of being boring.I believe in love but I don't think that you pick who you fall in love with... I think it picks you.I've only been IN LOVE twice ....wait,maybe i should say I've been in love with two men in my life(you fall in love with the same person everytime you see them,if it's real,that is;-),Even though it didn't work out,I will always love them and if they needed me i would be there in a second.Love is forever..I don't understand how somebody can say they love someone and then say they hate them when,for whatever reason it all falls apart.I think if you REALLY love someone they have a part of you,which becomes part of them and you can't ever take it back.No matter what happens.I know I'm in love with him when he has the power to destroy me but I trust that he won't...(and the seat belt comes off;-) With that being said...here's to the guys that love me,the phukin' losers that lost me and the lucky ones that get to meet me!!haha!I make friends easily and respect and treasure my friendships. I have a heart of gold for those that deserve it and a dark side when provoked.I can be your best friend or your worst enemy...you choose. Like i said i'm a smart-ass sometimes...ok most of the time(but all in fun...at least for me ,teehehe)I am a bit impulsive,which gets me into trouble at times,( but not the really bad kind)I have my mellow moments (or shall i say lazy?lol)when i kick back and watch it happen but mostly I like to be the one makin' it happen,after all...life isn't about waiting until the storm passes but going out and dancing in the rain!I've never met a power tool i didn't like or couldn't figure out how to use and Home Depot can keep me entertained for days.( unlike most girls,i wouldn't kill a guy for buying me some kind of power tool for easter instead of some chocolate bunny who's head i'm just going to bite off anyways,lol) I get lost looking at a full moon(no I don't mean you with your pants down!!) Some of the things I love are the stars,especially when your somewhere out of the city where you can actually see them,sliding across the hard wood floor in my socks, the touch of lips in your first kiss with someone and the way my moms house always smells like her perfume. Some of the things I hate are cruelty to animals when someone insults my intelligence,litterbugs and liars,everyone makes mistakes but have the balls to tell the truth. It's easier to forgive someone than to trust a liar. I get along with just about everyone but there are the few that make me a little nervous,that would be the someone who doesn't stop talking about how good they are,seems like they're tryin to convince themselves more than anyone else and it makes me wonder what the hell they have been doing,lol.,But it takes all kinds,so Before you criticize someone,walk a mile in thier shoes...that way when you criticize them your a mile away and you have thier shoes!!!,yep,yep,it's worked for me so far! What you see is what you get,i don't know how to be anyone but me,besides no one else will(Pffttt..can ya blame 'em?haha)My dad always told meBe true to yourself.Never corner anything that's meaner than you unless your willing to die for the reason,Good judgement comes from experience and alot of that comes from bad judgement,pick your battles....Daddy knows best!!Oh and remember...Beauty is only a light switch away!! lmfao!!...Uhoh,...i see the ditch comin' at my eyeballs really fast!!!I better close this before I fall again.The older i get the harder it is to climb out( mostly because I found the world is a hell of a lot more amusing from here,lolol.Thanx for stopping by..X~OFor you my kisses are sweetly blown.