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The Thigh Bus

Robots, Zombies, and Vampires LIVE at the Thunderdome! All will enter, only one will leave!

About Me

I am a robot.It's really not that bad though.

My Interests

Whatever everyone else tells me I'm interested in.That's how it works...right?

I'd like to meet:


Heroes:

kori and Jason
Trent Reznor
Rob Zombie
Max Ernst
George A. Romero
Sam Raimi
Alejandro Jodorowsky
David Lynch
The Mars Volta
Jimmy and Lynz Euringer
E. C. V.
H.R. Giger
Lewis Caroll

My Blog

The Black Pepper Zombies EP

"The Black Pepper Zombies EP" from My Fiberglass Lung will be out May 8th!  The tenative price is set at $2, and the tenative track listing (for those who care...lol) 1) They Call Her One Eye 2) ...
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

Wish there was something real, wish there was something true...

I don't think I've ever been as frustrated as I am now about being in a band.  It seems like every time we get a song down solid or flesh out a decent idea, someone takes a jackhammer to the keys...
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST

Edward C Vaudelaire, meet Roland Deschain

And so resumes my writings.  What was once a poem turned novella has blossomed into a full-fledged novel.  After about 9 months of stagnant nothing, I've resumed writing by going back and re...
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST

Time Well Spent, Ladies and Gents

THE COLLEGE EXPERIENCE New Clothes - $150 New Friends - $80+ and a lot of sleepless nights Advanced education - Countless Thousands of dollars New Interests - $1,675.82 spent on ideas never ...
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:48:00 PST

Fantastic!

So, today is an amazing day.  So amazing it made it onto myspace anyway.  Got a job at Borders, which is amazing.  Registering for new classes today, also great.  To top it off, ha...
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:17:00 PST

Beep Boop

Like the Qabalists before, and the mystics before them, diversity melts and gives way to the realization that existence is the reflection of true life radiating from the one, The Ain, The Ain-Soph, Th...
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:48:00 PST

Book Update for those of you who don't care

So I've finished the first chapter and first paragraph of the second chapter of my book.  That shit's coming out pretty good.   Look forward to an interesting read in the future....
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:18:00 PST

Filth, that's what you are.

You are so exquisite, creature.  Unworthy eyes do lust, and for all the fervent attempts to tame you, I laugh just as you must.
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:04:00 PST

My novella

An Ernst Mercredi Vaudeville of Conception: The Tardis All Encompassing - Phase I A Descriptive Novella Of No Consequence   "And so it is, the adventure of Edward C. Vaudelaire begins as he appr...
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 10:07:00 PST

This is a vaudeville

This is a vaudeville, come in, sit down, enjoy.Good times for all, for each and every girl and boy.Shut the fuck up, sit down, cry.Lie, cheat, steal, fuck, kill, die.I could see it in her eyes.Those r...
Posted by The Thigh Bus on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 04:08:00 PST