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Drew "Edgecrusher" Nossek

Yeah I've got my own fucking quote. Every rule has an exception; including this one.

About Me

Hmm... in the Dark Ages, a congregation of bishops met with the Pope in a catacomb located under the Vatican, their faces racked with dread. "Holy Father," spoke Archbishop Pesci, his voice trembling, "we can no longer suppress the Proverbs of Nossek! He seeks to subvert the authority of the Catholic Church! What shall we do?" The Pope stared catatonically into the floor. "Holy Father? Holy Father!?" Bishop Buscemi placed his hand upon the Pope's shoulder. Instantly, his mind was filled with visions of unspeakable horror. He drew back his hand as one does from a flame. "Holy Father!?" The Pope turned his face to the bishops. Blood was pouring out of his eyes. "NOSSEK IS AMONG US! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" he screamed in fright as bile gushed from his mouth. The Pope fell to his knees, and his corpse hit the ground. The bishops all ran out of the catacomb, hoping to escape Nossek, but Nossek was already outside. The bishops gazed in horror as he began to levitate and mutter. "Let the shades of my fathers... curse thy faces!" The bishops' faces began to wither and peel. "You call yourselves men of God... but you are BLIND!" The bishops' eyes exploded. They twitched on the ground in agony. "SPEAK NO MORE LIES!" boomed the mighty Nossek, as vermin and insects poured out of the "holy" mens' mouths. Nossek looked to the heavens, "You have committed atrocities in the name of Almighty GOD! And I shall cast you into oblivion for your sins! Perverting the word of God has a terrible price... I CONDEMN THEE TO THE FLAMES! FEEL HIS HOLY WRATH!" The sun flashed, igniting the bishops' vestments. They screamed for God, to which Nossek replied "God hast dubbed thee... UNFORGIVEN!" The sound of Nossek's voice resounded throughout the Vatican, filling Catholics everywhere with dread. "Be gone!" The inferno surged with ecumenical fury and decimated the corrupted bishops' bodies into ash. Nossek then traveled to Germany to meet a certain priest named Martin Luther and fathered the ancestors of Rammstein while he was in the country. He then traveled to Scandinavia, stopping only to mate; fathering the ancestors of many black metal icons in the process. He then made the mountains of Blashyrkh his home; living there in solitude, biding his time: For you see, it is Nossek's curse to be... IMMORTAL! (see below)
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My Interests

Anime/manga, humor, video games, music (pretty eclectic, but mostly metal), sexuality, philosophy, films, guitar, deviantArt.

I'd like to meet:

Alicia Rhodes, Patton Oswalt, Mary Carey, Max Cavalera, Kirk Hammett, Alex Webster, Jim Breuer, Sam Totman, Vinnie Paul, Burton Bell, Al Jourgensen, Kevin Smith, Samuel L. Jackson, Tera Patrick, Devin Townsend, Ralph Santolla, Stephen Colbert, Dave Mustaine, Dani Filth, Brendon Small, Tony Campos, Sascha Konietzko, Jules Hodgson, George Kollias, Paul Masvidal, Zakk Wylde, Chris Arp, Tim Roth, Dallas Toler-Wade, Karl Sanders, Juliya Chernetsky, Patrick Warburton, David Cross, Jack Owen, Brian Posehn, Tom Araya, James Hetfield, Flo Mounier, Marc Rizzo, Herman Li, Vadim Pruzhanov, Abbath, Venla Suicide, Mitch Harris, etc.

Music:

Abigor, Absu, AC/DC, Akercocke, Al Di Meola, Alice In Chains, Anarion, Anathema, Anthrax, April Wine, Arson Anthem, As I Lay Dying, Ascension Of The Watchers, Atheist, Authority Zero, Autopsy, Beastie Boys, Behemoth, Belphegor, Biohazard, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Black Tide, Blue Oyster Cult, Blood Red Throne, Body Count, Bolt Thrower, Brain Drill, Breed 77, Brutal Truth, Bush, Cannibal Corpse, Captain Cleanoff, Carpathian Forest, Cavalera Conspiracy, Celtic Frost, Children Of Bodom, Chthonic, Coal Chamber, Control Denied, Corrosion Of Conformity, Cradle Of Filth, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Cryptopsy, Cynic, Cypress Hill, Damageplan, Danzig, Dark Angel, Dark Funeral, Dead Kennedys, Death, Deathstars, December Wolves, Deicide, Dethklok, Die Krupps, Disturbed, Dope, Dragonforce, Dragonland, Dropkick Murphys, Drowning Pool, Early Man, Eminem, Ewigkeit, Exhorder, Exhumed, Extreme Noise Terror, Fear Factory, Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush, Front Line Assembly, Godflesh, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Green Day, Hate Eternal, Hatebreed, Hellyeah, Hemlock, Ice Cube, Immortal, Iron Maiden, Jeff Beck, Jimmy Eat World, Judas Priest, Karl Sanders, Killwhitneydead, King Diamond, Kittie, Korn, KMFDM, Kreator, Krisiun, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Machine Head, Marduk, Mayhem, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Meshuggah, Metallica, Ministry, Mors Principium EST, Mortician, Mortiis, Motorhead, My Dying Bride, Nailbomb, Napalm Death, Niggaz With Attitude, Nightwish, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Nitzer Ebb, No Doubt, Nocturnus, Nuclear Assault, Obituary, OTEP, Outkast, Overkill, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Primus, Prong, Psychostick, Psyopus, Pungent Stench, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Roskopp, Rush, Sadus, Satyricon, Scorn, Sentenced, Sepultura, Six Feet Under, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, Society One, Soulfly, Static-X, Stormtroopers Of Death, Strapping Young Lad, Stratovarius, Styx, Sublime, Suicidal Tendencies, Suicide Silence, Sum 41, Sworn Enemy, Symphony X, System Of A Down, Testament, The Absence, The Berzerker, The Darkness, The Doors, The Foxboro Hot Tubs, The Offspring, The Pillows, The Pixies, The Rolling Stones, The Steve Miller Band, The Toadies, The Vines, Tool, Trivium, Type O Negative, U2, Virgin Black, Voivod, Weezer...

Movies:

Besides porn, anything by Kevin Smith... or Quentin Tarantino.

Television:

First and foremost... ANIME AND MANGA!!! I'm an otaku and I don't give a buttfuck boonsketti what anyone thinks about it! If you don't like it then get the fuck off my page! Here's the list: Gantz, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Gundam Wing, FLCL, Berserk, Battle Royale, Outlaw Star, Hen, Ninja Scroll, GTO, Yuyu Hakusho, Armitage, Cowboy Bebop, Witchblade, Gacha Gacha, Blue Gender, Akira, Trigun... Fuck Naruto!As for regular TV...: Metalocalypse, Scrubs, Mission Hill, Futurama, American Dad, That 70s Show, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Shootout, Mythbusters, South Park, Drawn Together, Reno 911, X-Play, Unscrewed, King Of The Hill, Beavis And Butthead, Cops, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Attack of the Show, Uranium, Spin City, Mind of Mencia, Chappelle's Show, etc.

Books:

What are them? Kidding. Uh, The Alphabet of Manliness is a good one.

Heroes:

The most underrated musician of all time: Death metal icon Chuck Schuldiner! Guitarist/vocalist of Death. God rest his soul.Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.Director/actor Kevin Smith.The most awesome vampire-cowboy that ever fronted an industrial metal band... Al Jourgensen of Ministry!Hard Gay. FOOOOO!Vocalist George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher from Cannibal Corpse.Max Cavalera: Vocalist/guitarist of Nailbomb/Soulfly/Sepultura/Cavalera Conspiracy.My favorite guitarist Kirk Hammett of Metallica.That crazy motherfucker Zakk Wylde!And of course... DIMEBAG DARRELL!!!

My Blog

Miley Cyrus!

Am I the only one anxiously waiting for her to release a sex tape? Well, masturbatory reasons are secondary (Weird huh? I mean, it's me! I guess I'm maturing...) to just watching that cunt fall from h...
Posted by Drew "Edgecrusher" Nossek on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:44:00 PST

Fuck The Beatles

This was originally posted as a journal on deviantart.com on Thu Jul 3, 2008, 9:56 PM. This is the link to the original journal: http://nossek.deviantart.com/journal/19190851/ Millions of people love ...
Posted by Drew "Edgecrusher" Nossek on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:09:00 PST

Core

This was originally posted on deviantart.com on Mon Jul 28, 2008, 8:58 PM. Here is the original link: http://nossek.deviantart.com/journal/19648228/ I just watched a video on YouTube (http://youtube.c...
Posted by Drew "Edgecrusher" Nossek on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:51:00 PST

Metal vs. Punk: A Logical Analysis

This was originally posted as a journal on deviantart.com on Thu Jul 24, 2008, 7:34 PM. This is the original link: http://nossek.deviantart.com/journal/19577314/ I was watching Flo Mounier of Cryptops...
Posted by Drew "Edgecrusher" Nossek on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:03:00 PST

I moved!

I live in northern Oklahoma now where I'll be attending college; and the Internet is my only friend. There are a lot of good-looking chicks here. And I'm being checked out more than I usually am. Pro...
Posted by Drew "Edgecrusher" Nossek on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:34:00 PST