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Embrace Jokers Fully

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About Me

My name is Michael. People call me either by my real name, Surmo or Blake. Take your pick.
I am 18 years old and of the male species
I enjoy...no...obsess over Pro Wrestling and Music.
My friends mean the world to me - Abby has a penis (^_^)
My existence thrives on conversation.
Self-obsessive people & hypocrites annoy me greatly.
I have a weird sense of humour, if you don't like my sense of humour you will just have to deal with it.
I live how I want to live and do what I want to do, people that don't like how i live will just have to deal with it. Last time I checked I didn't need your approval to live my life as me, anyway.
I do not change who I am or what I like in order to please other people. I am what I am. Either accept it or take a hike.
I have medium length (soon to be long) hair, if you touch my hair with a pair of scissors, you will die.
I refuse to set foot into the ocean, I don't care how small the odds are of being killed by sea-life - it still happens.
If you DON'T call me emo, I swear I'll try and find you a medal. Oh my god, non-stereotyping teens? What?! WHERE?! Quick, someone call 911, the children are ill!
Think that was dramatic? Face it. It wasn't. That's the sad truth of teenage society in our modern world. Everyone should hate everyone else unless they're exactly the same, right kids? Of course... coz that's logical *rolls eyes*
I'm opinionated but try not to judge people. You're opinionated too. Don't deny it, it's a fact of life.
If there is anything else you need to know, just ask me here or add my msn at [email protected], but I'm pretty sure I've covered the basics.

My Interests

To put it bluntly, I am obsessed with wrestling, its my life, its my dream, and its what I plan to do as a full-time profession. I also like sports such as cricket, rugby league & tennis and what not, but mainly wrestling is my world.
I love music, if I don't have access to music, I get irritable. For my musical tastes, see below.

I'd like to meet:

Rey Mysterio, Shawn Michaels, Jeff Hardy, Batista, Rob Van Dam, Stone Cold Steve Austin and almost any other person on the WWE roster, or anyone who played a major role in the development of professional wrestling becoming what it is today. oooooo, and SYNYSTER FUCKING GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and WEDNESDAY 13!!!!!!!!!!! and DANI FILTH!!!!! and any and all bands whose music i enjoy =DView All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

My music is the 3rd most important thing in the world to me. I can just about name at least one song that i like from every genre, but mainly i listen to pretty much Rock, Metal and Punk music, for a more definitive list see below: { DEATHSTARS! { WEDNESDAY 13! { CRADLE OF FILTH! { AVENGED SEVENFOLD! { Murderdolls { Dirty Harry { Slipknot { Theory of a Deadman { Spineshank { Fozzy { Hatebreed { Stone Sour { Three Days Grace { Rise Against { Adema { Rock Star Supernova { AFI { Metallica { HIM { Bullet for My Valentine { Marilyn Manson { Breaking Benjamin { Trapt { Cold { Children of Bodom { Black Stone Cherry { 3 Doors Down { Killswitch Engage { Nickelback { The Used { Skillet { Trivium
Believe me when i say that this could easily be much more of a novel-sized list...but i wouldn't wanna bore ya :)

Movies:

Comedy, and depending on my mood, Horror

Television:

WWE RAW, WWE Smackdown, WWE ECW, WWE Heat, The Simpsons, Futurama, and I watch a bit of Channel [V]

Books:

yes ..... i read lots of things ..... do T.V guides count? ..... what about instruction booklets? .....

Heroes:

My friends.....my life is one big screw-up after another, and they still stick around.
Everybody that has/does/will work for the WWE, especially Rey Mysterio - The man is 5'3 and 175 pounds, and he has proved that with the right amount of hard work and dedication, in a world where size and muscles means everything, even cruiserweight wrestlers can make it into the main event of a major wrestling company. If i am ever as half as good as he is, ill be a happy man.
Eddie Guerrero - The man made mistakes, everyone does, but he overcame all of his demons and grabbed life, becoming WWE champion and headlining the WWE at Wrestlemania 20.....Unfortunately, the mistakes he overcame came back to get him FAR too soon and on November 13, at the age of 38, he suffered a fatal heart attack stemming from the drug addictions from which he had been clean of for exactly 4 years, dying the day before the WWE was to give him his 2nd major title reign and once again headline the sport that he had worked so hard to perfect... Eddie, you were, and still are an inspiration to many. You will be missed deeply.
R.I.P Eddie Guerrero.

My Blog

If It All Ended Tommorrow

Short blog with lyrics from John Cena's "If It All Ended Tommorrow", i think every person should live by this or something similar, life IS far too short to be caught up doing everything you dont...
Posted by Embrace Jokers Fully on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST

this oughta be interesting :P

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word. 8....
Posted by Embrace Jokers Fully on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

So fuckin true!

READ THIS:Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barely covers anyth...
Posted by Embrace Jokers Fully on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:45:00 PST

Life...

...well, here it is, the end of school forever...I thought i would be a lot happier overall. Im happy about leaving school, so i havent come down with some disease , but my professional wrestling car...
Posted by Embrace Jokers Fully on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:52:00 PST

Hey Guys

It's been a loooooooooong time since ive done this, but i think im getting the hang of this again, but anyway, Welcome. Just came off the School swimming carnival, and i'm pretty sunburnt, but the vie...
Posted by Embrace Jokers Fully on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 04:12:00 PST