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JonTristan

What is uttered from the heart alone, will win the hearts of others to your own.

About Me

I like everything,
and I am down to do just about anything
just so I can say,
"Yeah I did that,"
when I'm laying in my bed
ready to call it quits.

My Interests

I am definitely a hedonist, let's just have fun.

The Greatest Book Ever Written

I like oranges. working out (i dont want to die when im 50, i also dont want to hear shit just because i feel like i need to workout before i go "party" losers) BODY SURFING, Surfing, Snow Boarding Sleeping in the sun, sleeping with animals/pillows/people. Reading (Yalom, Dr. Seuss, Frankl, Vinogradov, Camus, and Shel Silverstein). Dancing around. Boozing. Slewzing. Being lazy with my roommates. Helping Josh make new Power Hour mixes. Mondays. Sunsets. Jiu Jitsu. Midget Lap Dances. The English. My Family and My Friends. Respect and Loyalty. Periods. Lots of Periods. . .

I'd like to meet:



Anyone who is carefree, lovin' life, nonjudgemental, intelligent, and in possession of a superior sense of humor.

Music:

I'm open yo

Movies:

Most films with Clint Eastwood or John Wayne, Deerhunter, Apocalyspe Now, Platoon, Wallstreet, Star Wars, True Romance, Fight Club, Snatch, Ace Ventura, Point Break, Braveheart, Bad Boys 2, Night at the Roxbury, Cape Fear, HEAT, 007, In Harm's Way, Pumping Iron, LOST Across America

Television:

Family Guy, The Tudors, House

Books:

I love to read...

Heroes:

Eh I'm probably a little old to have a "hero", but Lance Armstrong is a badass, so is my Dad, and I guess I want to make something of myself for my Mom, oh and Kelly Slater comeon that guy is the shit 33 and still winnin world titles

My Blog

A minister?

Yesterday, I was ordained as minister of the Universal Life Church Monastery! I can now marry people, this is not a joke.  If you want to engage my services I demand free beer, gas money, and Pri...
Posted by j-Tristan on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:28:00 PST

Jesus christ I think my life is in danger

So 2 weeks ago exactly today, I got in a shitty car accident on a road trip up to ucsb and  eventually san fran, currently on muscle relaxers and in phys therapy.  It sucks.So since then I h...
Posted by j-Tristan on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

About Me. Part 1

Hmm.  About me.  I hate liars.  I hate flakes.  I hate ignorance and immaturity and when they hurt other people.  Those several things and large.. robust women are my turn off...
Posted by j-Tristan on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:46:00 PST

Apparently I look like a chick?!

Stage Setting --------- Jon sitting at a desk at his internship (a senior center in orange) surfing craigslist on his laptop because he doesn't believe in doing real work.  An elderly man approac...
Posted by j-Tristan on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:49:00 PST