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Amy

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorWhat does one write in these things? How old I am? Where I live? Its all written elsewhere. How about where I work? not even I care enough about that sort of thing. I'm a fan of random facts about people, I think you gain a better understand of people this way.
So I give you 11 random facts about me.
* Every Sunday my friend Laura calls me and leaves a message reading our starsign for the week.
* I have a brand new freckle on my little toe and its my favourite, toe and freckle that is.
* Star Wars talk near me causes an intense pressure build up in my brain.

* Through high school I had a crush on the father from Seventh Heaven.
* I studied ballet for eight years, when I was 11 I was the elf prince (because I'm tall not because I'm manlike)and they made me kiss another girl on stage in our wedding scene.
* When we were newly 18, Laura and I had dreams of becoming pub locals and pool sharks (What can I say we aim high). At one point we had been drunk everyday for 21 days, the binge only ended when I had my first one *cough* *cough*
* I have an Aunty Margaret who is deaf in one ear and her whole house is covered in Billy Ray Cyrus and Patrick Swayze posters. She brings empty icecream container to every family birthday, wedding and funeral in order to take home some food, I love her!
* I stopped being a vegetarian on the last day of high school because I fell out of a car drunk and was driven over and then dragged behind it. When the driver realised what they had done and saw all the blood, they asked me what they could do. "To Brothers Kebabs" was all I said from the gutter.
* My Aunty Kath, is convinced that people sneak onto her farm at night to have sex with her donkey.
* My date to the Year 12 formal guilt tripped me into taking him then on the way home, pulled over the car, removed all of his clothing because he "liked to drive" that way, funny as it was the 8 millionth time I had been in his car and the first time that it happened.
* I was once left alone at a guys house while everyone went to the pub because I was underage. In my boredom I decided to drink all of his mothers lambrussco, when she returned home early, she found a drunk teenager alone in her bathroom shaving her arms with her boyfriends electric razor. Tense Times.
To make matters worse, the next time I saw her was a year later when she walked into her bathroom to find me in a towel, shaving a naked womans legs.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I didn't start this thing to meet anyone, I just needed to find a way to stay in contact with my roaming friends and this is it. Add me if you want and I'll add you back as long as you don't scare me.

My Blog

So yes

I'm what, four days into this whole arabia thing? The waves of home sickness are dumping hard and fast at the moment but its fine, what doesn't kill us hey. I miss men. How about that? Not the bastar...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:31:00 GMT

3 more sleeps!!!!!!

I've been so good lately with my drinking, the odd slip up here and there for peoples birthdays but thats fine. Thursday night I make no excuses! The drunken fool and the arrogant drunk will be ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 22:08:00 GMT

Angels on the 355

On the bus today a woman got on, an old woman with two plaits, I looked at her and decided when I was old, I would most certainty wear my hair in two plaits all the time. She was tiny and had drawn he...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:36:00 GMT

When you can relate to a Russell Crowe film, you know you've got problems

Or so I think anyway. Yesterday watching some movie with my mother about Russell Crowe in France got me thinking about how much I hate working. Spending five days a week doing something I don't l...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 15:08:00 GMT

A day when it is all not what it seems

I didn't drink last night and the option was there, thus sprouting the strange day that is today. I just poured my cup of coffee up my nose and over my shirt because I forgot to open my mouth and whe...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:22:00 GMT

Oh won't you be my 'tine

I have never been so into Valentines Day as what I am today. I think this is what Valentines day is about getting in contact with the people that you love and just letting them know that you love the...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:07:00 GMT

I think I'm done, actually I know I am

Fuck this for a fucking joke of a working existence. Is a person ever allowed to take a day off without being made to feel that the rest of the "the team" was so horribly inconvenienced by them not b...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:02:00 GMT

Bird! Yeah! Dead! Yeah!

Ladies and Gents, ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Something really strange is happening to me, I am attracting road kill, I don't know if it so happens that I...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:09:00 GMT

Things that I hate listed one through to nine

1. Star Wars - What am I seriously not getting? it makes my skin itch that moment that I hear those two four letter words. Nothing makes me feel dirtier than those movies, well with the exception of M...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 18:44:00 GMT

I drunk me I ramble

God damn mother fofo. What the hell is happening with the world. The friends of which thought I knew aren't real anymore. However the friends I know I know still remain See he was right about me wasn...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:35:00 GMT