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Evil/Dark Contact Tables provided by ProfileGoodies.com click hereCHICAGO WHITE SOX!...beer..... any kind of sport.. well not soccer.... that sport sucks... softball is cool... when youre drinking beer..... seriously though.... soccer is gay....... ..
napoleon, fat basterd...it smells like carrotts and throw up.......
"YOU GOTTA BE SANE TO GO TO HEAVEN.... THE WAY I SEE IT... YOU GOTTA BE YOURSELF TO GO TO HELL...." all shall perish, the black dahlia murder, in flames, hate breed, as i lay dying,kill whitney dead,job for a cowboy,heaven shall burn,the red chord, atreyu, avenged sevenfold, killswitch, marilyn manson, slipknot, disturbed, taproot, sublime, bob marley, 311, 3-6, twista, my milk shake brings all the boys to the yard...... damn right its better than yours.... shake that laffy taffy..... that laffy taffy......brass monkey that funky monkey..... brass monkey chunky that funky monkey.... i climbed the mountain and i turned around..... and i saw my reflection in a snow coverd hill.... that song sucks..... we played that song in the happy hands club.....
anything funny.... debbie does dallas..... movies where people kill people are cool too..... as long as they dont kill dogs.... thats sad.... it makes me cry.... yesh yesh.... put that one in the skin box..... wofting wofting...... ok analasys..... it smells like carrotts and throw up..... common napoleon give me your best shot..... vote for pedro and all your wildest dreams will come true..... yeah.... theres like a butt load of gangs at this school... this one gang kept wanting me to join cause im pretty good with a bow staff...... make yourself a dang quesadilla! you cant handle the truth!.. Shampoo is bettah!
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simpsons... family guy... chappelle show.... im rich bitch!!.... larry king live... he scares me.... i think hes an alien..... south park...... dr phil..... hes stupid..... oprah is fat...... id probably do 'er though........ that 70's show..... id do jackie...... and foreman's mom..... probably hyde too...... reno 911's pretty damn funny...... i have shorts like that one dude..... id probably do that blonde chick with big boobs..... lassie's cool.... id probably do it...... when youre up really late and that girls gone wild infomercials on..... id do those chicks too.......
i dont know how to read..... if i could read.... id probably try to read the captions in playboy.....
jupi!!! hes my hero.... hes a stud.... hes really stupid too.... aqua man.... heman..... napoleon..... slater(catch ya later)
[Marital Status] nope
[Shoe size] 10 1/2
[Parents still together] nope...
[Siblings] 1 stupid sister
[Pets] 2 stupid dogs
FAVORITES
[Color] blue
[Number] 12
[Animal] beavers
[Drinks] beer!
[Soda] dew
[Book] cant read
[Flower] dandelion
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] nope...
[Twirl your hair?] only my pubes....
[Have tattoos?] yep...
[Have Piercings?] yep...
[Cheat on tests/homework?] yep...
[Drink/Smoke?] yep/yep...
[Like roller coasters?] yep...
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] africa
[Want more piercings?] yep...
[Like cleaning?] nope...
[Write in cursive or print?] print...
[Own a web cam?] nope...
[Know how to drive?] sorta....
[Own a cell phone?] yep...
[Ever get off the damn computer?] nope...
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yep...
[Considered a life of crime?] yep...
[Considered being a hooker?] i am...
[Lied to someone?] yep...
[Been in love?] yep....
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yep...
[Been in lust?] whats lust?
[Used someone] ha!
[Been used?] ha!
[Been cheated on?] yep..... i wont mention any names...
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yep....
[Stolen anything?] NO! i work loss prevention..... thats bad!
[Held a gun] yep...
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] pink thong with matching bra....
[Current mood] drunk....
[Current taste] newports...
[What you currently smell like] a dogs teet.....
[Current hair] shaved....
[Current thing I ought to be doing] sleeping/drinking beer...
[Current cd in stereo] as i lay dying.....
[Last book you read] i cant read!
[Last movie you saw] 40 year old virgin.....
[Last thing you ate] pizza.....
[Last person you talked to on the phone] napoleon.....
[Do drugs?] NO!
[Believe there is life on other planets?] i hope so....
Remember your first love?] yep...
[Still love him/her?] eh....
[Read the newspaper?] i cant read!
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] gay people are stupid.... and gay...
[Believe in miracles?] all i need is a miracle... all i need is you.....
[Do well in school?] ha!
[Wear hats] yep(sox hats)
[Hate yourself?] yep...
[Have an obsession?] yep...
[Collect anything?] yeah but i cant find it...
[Have a best friend?] yeah... i think so...
[Close friends?] yep...
[Like your handwriting?] nope....
[Care about looks] eh...
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] nigger...
[First kiss] nigger1...
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yep...
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yep...
[Are you a tease?] ha! i have to take it when i can get it....
[Too shy to make the first move?] not unless im drunk....
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] im always sleeping.....
[Bitch/Asshole] asshole.....
[sarcastic] yep....
[Angel] ha!
[Devil] yep....
[Shy] not unless im drunk...
[Talkative] yep...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: adam
Birthday: 12/12/83
Birthplace: africa
Current Location: somewhere with little people
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: i dont know... irish german polish italian sweedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: i am the strongest man in the world!!!
Your Fears: spiders.. snakes... insects... black aliens!
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: see 97 boobs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ey' stupid
Thoughts First Waking Up: ugh. not again!
Your Best Physical Feature: my hump. my hump my hump my hump...
Your Bedtime: sometime before the sun comes up....
Your Most Missed Memory: baseball
Pepsi or Coke: cokesi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds fries with burger king burgers... mmm.
Single or Group Dates: single.. the other ones always so damn hot...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton bitches
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: fuck-n-a
Do you Swear: uhhh...
Do you Sing: yeah... in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes.. only the odd months
Have you Been in Love: ha! i laugh at love
Do you want to go to College: never
Do you want to get Married: i dont know... stop asking stupid questions...
Do you belive in yourself: only on the even months
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i vomit....
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck-n-a
Are you a Health Freak: does eating fast food 5 days a week count?