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Dan Halen

I am here for Serious Relationships and Networking

About Me

I am always up for a good game of Jenga or tic tac toe. I'm a wiz at computers and I'm very angsty when it comes to ordering from Subway. This one time at the said restaraunt, Jafar had me breathe in and out of a paper bag because I was so anxious. Then the bag popped and it frightened me. Jafar... *sigh* He is the most dreamy man a guy could ever ask for. The way he holds my hand as we watch the sun set together. The way we browse /b/ and fap to every picture we see, no matter how repulsive it is. The grosser the better, I always say. tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Oh, what a lug that Jafar is. He makes me feel snug as a bug in a rug when I'm cuddled up in bed with him. By george, I couldn't tell you how much I adore him. *dreamy sigh* I fantasize every day about walking down the aisle with him and the sound of wedding bells chiming. And then everyone would throw rice at us as we drive away with cans in the back and a sign that says "JU57 M4RRI3D"...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dialga and Palkia hands down.

My Blog

Pain in tha patootie

Hey yall wussup? Im writing this to my homeboy Dakotah Payne becuz sometimes he seems like the only one who can understand all the shit I go through. Well you all know that I love my Jaffie McWaffie m...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:18:00 GMT