Dorans - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hey, im dorans nice to met ya i guess. so my life... it pretty much involves getting wasted as possible, parties, chillin wit mates, masturbating in dark corners of public bathrooms, tickling my nipples pretty much the usal teenager things. my names not actually eric i jus got bored and called myself that, i enjoy doing exciting this like high octance stamp collecting its pretty much the same as stamp colecting but its TOO THE MAX!!!!!.... incase u are quite stupid ud relise i was takein the piss.... yes the piss.....

My Interests

drunkness, highness, hyperactivity, writing meangless shit on the internet, the shitness that is my comics, tea, coca cola, ice cream, calanders with pictures of small puppies on arnt they delightfull awwwwww (no there reeeeaallly not) high octane stamp collecting, tickling my nipples, masturbating in dark corners of public bathrooms

I'd like to meet:

youre mother, fred, jimmy, harold, cecil, oswald, robeta, mageret, fanny (the name you sick bastards!) fireman sam, postman pat, zim, fredwick the insatiable skitzo pyromaniac (he likes cheese).

Music:

icp, korn, system of a down, muse, 2pac, twizted, dark lotus, and i cant be arsed THEY ROCK!!!!

Movies:

fritz the cat, trainspotting, blade, hide and seek,

Television:

scrubs, lead balloon, drawn together, jack dee live at the apollo,

Books:

to many to list but a few are the dark tower series, most of stephen king, the bellgarion series by david edings.

Heroes:

god, because he has shown us the way of good will and sacrafice of learning to cherish youre neighbour, to turn the other cheek.... hes my heroe because u gotta admire someone who teaches so much bullshit