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Tyrone Wa1den

About Me

Tyrone Wa1den thinks a lot about whether Freud or Jung had a better understanding of human psychology...Tyrone Wa1den fully understands what happens when a symbol becomes more important than that which it symbolizes... Tyrone Wa1den names the fried shrimp on his plate after concepts paramount to the meaning and purpose of life, including "Free Will", "Karma", "Enlightenment" and "Determinism", in addition to identifying certain fried shrimp as archetypal geometric shapes which can be understood on intuitive levels, but never truly represented through the use of human language.

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Member Since: 24/11/2005
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Free Band Names: Forks And Other Sundry Silverware In The Road

The ObfuscatorsThe Yonah Shimmel Knish BakeryThe LondonairesCornpieknow/knewThree Times NothingFamily WhoreThe Shadow StartersWankerGriddlecakes Griddlecakes Griddlecakes GriddlecakesHarelipstick Kiss...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:32:00 GMT

In praise (or not) of Tom Waits (or not)...

Some people have problems with reading comprehension.I chimed in on an e-mail list with my four word assessment of Tom Waits: Great songwriter, horrible singer.After reading my post, another list memb...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:19:00 GMT

Pop quiz...

Which of the following nutritional supplements does NOT promote heart health:a) Resveratrolb) Acai berryc) Omega-3 fish oild) The semen of pre-pubescent boysWhich of the following is MOST likely to ca...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:41:00 GMT

The Mighty Fighting Megabytes...

A whole lot of military personnel and functions can and should be replaced by the best and brightest from MIT and Stanford, hacking their way into assorted servers, networks, systems, hardware, and ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:24:00 GMT

Free Band Names: No Money Down

Pretty CitySunshine Family BloodlettingThe House BeatersEarly CairoThe Deadpan BedpanBlack Eyed SkySay What WhatThe Worshipful PizzeriansA Fragile PropositionPraying To CandyI Have Porn SkillsStill Li...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 15:25:00 GMT

Free Band Names: With This Sportscenter Update, I Thee Wed

Porterhouse BitchCowboy BaseballChuckie ButternutsThat Tap Dancin' FoolGarlic MiceTintinabulanaPlant LegThe Long HeadsA Level SofaThe Regis CleaversSadder LaddersThe Friction PhantomsImpsThe Landmines...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 20:14:00 GMT

Without lime...

Without lime, nothing could ever be sublime.TW
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 14:42:00 GMT

I Like You

I like youYou like poopI'm not poopYou don't like meTW
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:01:00 GMT

Free Band Names: Marching To Pretoria

The Full PalaverChoke CherryBlue RoderickWhat, No Boston Show?The Imaginary Business In My HeadPengoneFOOLThe Aerial ShowgirlsPish Pishy PiddooMy Most Fervant HopeThe Martians Were RightPythagorean Fr...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:26:00 GMT

Potatoes squared...

Why don't people use mashed potatoes as a potato chip dip?  That way, you get more potatoes.TW
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:22:00 GMT