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Mike

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About Me

"Da KLoWN": Head of the SideShow($$)/Lead singer of Illicit Vision (IV), I am an entrepreneur and connoisseur of the entertainment industry. Born and raised in the "Dirty Ham", but still maturing. "If I can't do it in real life, I'm going to do it on tv."-(anonymous from SSTV episode #3) I've been doing this since I was in elementary school. What exactly I've been doing i don't really know, but what i do know is that if there is a mic and an audience I will step up. Check out some of our songs on the SideShow page. I am a writer, a performer, an artist, a director, a producer, and more often than not a critic. So if u don't like something I have expressed I will understand and take your view into consideration...not that that will change anything, I'm also very stubborn Pimp My Profile

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My Interests

Anything that can keep my ADD at bay for at least 5 minutes. Shiny objects, flashing lights, loud sounds...I love all of the above, but it's when they all come together that I can really remain focused for... Take the quiz:
What Beer Are You Most Like

Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk. You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all. And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk. You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!

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Silent But Deadly Ninjas

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I'd like to meet:

Myself in five years, so I can find out what the f*** I shouldn't do now and God so he can explain all these damn signs.

Music:

I love anything with a beat....as long as the beat isn't too hickish or have any whiny showtune singing over it. An exception to that rule is "Eastbound and Down." Jerry Reed is the MAN as "Snowman" and Ol' Smokey will never catch the bandit as long as there are some down ass mothers along the way...

Movies:

Fast paced action movies, character exploration, exploitation, gangster movies and movies that involve people getting murdered in gruesome, bloody ways. Other than that anything that makes you think and leaves you to figure it out for yourself.

Television:

Dexter, Prison Break, 24, My Name is Earl, NBC My Name is Earl / Music Video

Add to My Profile | More Videos and my show, SideShow TV on Local Access....get cable or ask me or Q for a dvd (yeah i love technology) or if your as old school as me(or as ghetto)I got that on VHS. Sorry no more Beta we sold out.

Books:

Stephen King, Hunter S. Thompson and "The Barbecue Bible" (Steven Raichlen) are what I read most. I also have copies of "The Zombie Survival Guide" and boxes upon boxes of original material I still need to read through.

Heroes:

Jim Morrison, Mary Jane, Quentin Tarantino, Earl, and Jack Bauer. Michael Scofield also does have some pretty inspiring artwork done up. Little by little now I am getting my plans for world domination tattooed all over my body. It's going to be hidden in one of those magic eye things. So the only way you can see it is if you look at me cross-eyed standing on your head.

My Blog

Shaking babies and punching toddlers

A letter to the editor in response to the Boston Herald's "No Spanks": Where will it end? The P.T.A. is telling our kids what they can wear and watch. Their counselors are telling them what prescript...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:15:00 PST

Blazing the Heat

I often ponder my own motives. I often imagine an outsider's bewilderment at attempting to piece together what exactly it is I am up to. Is there some secret sinister, ulterior plan behind my actions ...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:26:00 PST

"My life as I hear it."

"My life as I hear it." - An ingenious idea Norm had for the title of a book about him as told by "them". -->[if !supportEmptyParas]-->  -->[endif]--> Who are "they"? Who knows? We all ...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:53:00 PST

All Hallows Eve

All Hallows Eve -->[endif]-->I. Dia de los muertos y la noche del condenado    It's that magical time of year again. Mother Nature's foliage draws crowds with her colorful photosynthesi...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:44:00 PST

Still drinking that dirty water

"Yo, I'm gonna tell you a story...I'm gonna tell you bout my town. I'm gonna tell you a big, fat story baby, ya tell you about my town.... Ohhhhhh 20 miles from the city. Down in the Dirty, Dirty H...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:00:00 PST

Beautifully Chaotic

I am so pissed because i am far from being computer literate. I wrote a whole 2 paragraph blog about how much i appreciate all the help i have gotten from my friends on the Halloween episode and how m...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:01:00 PST

SideShow’s Halloween Special

    So we're back at it, those lovable kooks that slashed and gashed themselves up for that one unforgettable Halloween are doing it again.     The much anticipated seque...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:49:00 PST

F*ck the Radio

Turn off your radio and go buy an Ipod or just a bunch of blank cd's and get yourself to a computer. Everything on the radio is crap, aside from the classics (that means old to you youngies) everythin...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:56:00 PST

"My Name is Mike."

    Bad Mojo is a horrible thing to wish upon someone. I imagine the powers of karma as a beetle flutters towards my face. Smacking it away with my notepad it lands on it's back. Helple...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

2.2 Seconds

Enough time to not existLong enough for you to forget.In that time you could kill a man, hell if your quick you could kill him twice.Wait 2.2 seconds more and bring him back to life.Not enough time to...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST